Hannah

[belovedcampfire]

Jennifer x Needy where they go to uni together and Jennifer continuously drives men away from Needy even after her and Chip have broken up but insists it's cause they're all assholes and 'really Needy, I'm doing you a favour'.

Then when Needy is frustrated and horny because of it, Jennifer offers to fuck and then progressively starts to act more and more like a girlfriend. Sleeping in Needy's bed, stealing her food, cuddling up to her constantly, holding her hand even in public, etc, all like she's entitled to it. The lesbian rumours go wild and Jennifer is doing nothing to dispel them and Needy keeps telling people it's platonic but nobody believes her.

Jennifer eventually literally calls herself Needy's girlfriend to try and get guys to back off, and Needy just gets even more confused because this is definitely not a platonic way to act, but it's just her and Jennifer, they've always been like this and then it all blows up and Jennifer straight up tells Needy that they're girlfriends now and have been for a while. Like, Jennifer has already noted down their anniversary date and it was months before.

[torniliad]

patroclus my love mwah

[pawnyouoff]

ong we're not understanding this story

[overclassy]

[theforce]

this gif IS one direction 

[thotlarrie]

Where’s Zayn?

[faptalarry]

Exactly

[berrytart]

danny devito 2022 directioner real

[tommos]

people are allowed to dislike one direction

no they are not

[adovesdiary]

What would you say to someone who somehow stopped believing in loa or shifting?

Your loss

You manifested everything around you at all times, you have done that every moment of your existence and you will not ever stop to do so. Believing in it or not won't change shit.

More often than not, people use this as a synonym to "I've victimised myself so badly by constantly manifesting bullshit as I'm refusing to lock the fuck in even for my own good and now I'm crying about the misery I've created". They will just continue to reaffirm not having control, things going wrong, them not getting what they want. So don't be fucking stupid like that

[overclassy]

[nixscriptum]

[just-french-me-up]

the urge to write is like a cat meowing for dear life for someone to open the goddamn door, who then shows utter disinterest in said open door

[meeeridith]

doodles

[qqueenofhades]

[i-am-grell]

unfortunately i love the toxic polycule

Part 98 | Part 99 | Part 100 | Part 101 | Part 102 | Part 103 | Part 104 | Part 105 | Part 106 | Part 107 | Part 108 | Part 109 | Part 110 | Part 111 | Part 112 | Part 113 | Part 114 | Part 115 | Part 116 | Part 117 | Part 118 | Part 119

[laurasimonsdaughter]

J. G. Campbell includes the strangest account of a water-horse (Each Uisge) in Superstitions of the Highlands and Islands of Scotland (1900):

THE WATER-HORSE AT LOCH BASIBOL, TIREE. On the north side of this loch, which has been already mentioned as a haunt of the Water-horse, there was a farm, where there are now only blowing sand-banks, called the Town of the Clumsy Ones (Baile nan Cràganach) from five men, who resided there, having each six fingers on every hand. They were brothers, and it was said the Water-horse came every night, in the shape of a young man, to see a sister, who staid with them. With the tendency of popular tales to attach themselves to known persons, this incident is related of Calum Mor Clarke and his family. Calum had three sons, Big Fair John (Iain Bàn Mòr), Young Fair John (Iain Bàn Og), and Middle Fair John (Iain Bàn Meadhonach). The four conspired to beguile the young man from the loch, who came to see the daughter, into the house, and got him to sit between two of them on the front of the bed. On a given signal these two clasped their hands round him and laid him on his back in the bed. The other two rushed to their assistance; the young man assumed his proper shape of a Water-horse and a fearful struggle ensued. The conspirators cut the horse in pieces with their dirks, and put it out of the house dead. (Chapter V, p. 215)

Campbell, I know you were doing the best you possibly could writing down from actual oral sources, but couldn't you have asked for some clarification??

What exactly does it mean that the water-horse came to "see" the sister? And did he use (magical) force to do so, or did he just...keep showing up?

Did the sister know he was a water-horse??

Did the brothers want him dead because he coersed their sister, or because she was admitting his attentions, or purely because he was a water-horse???

Did their sister even know about their plan????

[sorrowsofasoul]

By Martin Siegling

[overclassy]