Hanzo Shimada's Diary

This is a side blog of @cassidy-mccree. Feel free to send questions to my Hanzo ^^

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My account is 2 years old today. I had almost forgotten how much I enjoyed writing on here. I hate how life got in the way, I hope you all are doing well.

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What kind of books have you been reading lately?

Science fiction and fantasy.

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Do you have cute toes?

This question makes me uncomfortable

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Me and my older brother are literally the british teenage not-murdering-each-other versions of you and genji. He likes sniping from a distance, I rush in and hope I can avoid their attacks. So that is cool.

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Hey Handsoap, anything new goin on?

Please donot call me that.

Things gave been quiet. I have finished three book series uninterrupted. Something is up.

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Hey Hanzo, McCree used to have BRASS KNUCKLES on his shoes instead of his spurs, thoughts?

On his...?

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Have the dragons ever gotten cuddly/friendly around McCree?

One adores him and the other still hisses at him. They are, confusing. Though he hisses at everyone. Especially soba. That one is my fault.

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Don't be a coward and tell us if ur a bottom or not

I can not speak on the matter as I have not slept with a man before. This question is better suit for genji and since I know someone will ask I will answer for him.

He is a bottom.

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Do you like watching movies? If so, what is your favorite?

I enjoy books to movies but I will watch anything once if it is on.

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Hey, give your man credit where credit is due; chopsticks can be really difficult the first time you have to use them. I still haven’t quite mastered them.

He was trying to impress me when he has no need to. He simply made a fool of himself in front of the entire strike team and black watch sector.

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Would you like to date someone in the future?

If I am single in the future, perhaps.

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soooooo who's the bottom and who's the top? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I do not wish to answer that.

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How long did he struggle?

Ten minutes. Commander Reyes made him use a fork and called him an embarrassment.

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Watching Jesse attempt to use chopsticks when we are in a Japanese style restaurant when they offered him a fork is the funniest thing Genji and I have witnessed thus far.

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Killing him with your dragons via hand holding is the pettiest thing I have ever heard of

Hey, I never said it kill him.They bite when they’re not enlarged. They don’t kill otherwise. They’re little water noodles.

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Hand holding? Getting deviant huh

Yes, and only my left hand so if he makes me upset the dragons take it up with him. 

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I want to make things clear before you all start your mega ship war. While Jesse and I are trying things out the title is not ‘boyfriends’ or  dating.’ At least not in the sense of affection. He is allowed to hold my hand and occasionally put his arm around my shoulder.  Please don’t go overboard.