life as a clueless

[thebootydiaries]

[haole-pineapple]

I can't honestly be the only one who wants to see The Land Before Time: All Grown Up, right?

[haole-pineapple]

Toddlers: a highly keen species that can sense, even when sleeping, when their parents decide to sit down for .05 seconds.

[haole-pineapple]

Even on days like today when she makes me question my sanity, babywearing brings us back together for sweet, calm moments. I love my little stink face! #stinkface #babywearing #toddlerbabywearing #mayawrap #ringsling

[chirpacabra]

I’ll be auditioning for the role of angry mother in the grocery store and I will be singing “put that thing back where it came from or so help me” from monsters inc

[haole-pineapple]

This

[haole-pineapple]

Curious as to how to make the perfect roasted marshmallow? This is it. Perfection.

[haole-pineapple]

There's nothing quite like having a sleeping baby snuggled against you, and feeling the urgent need to poop.