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[alehandramilk]

[thedankest]

[dinobot900]

I finished OITNB S06 yesterday. I thought it was fucking good season.

[5by5brittana]

But we get to try again in person. I’m getting out! Early release! You have to pick me up tomorrow.

[loreoe]

the iconic moment where i started laughing with tears on my whole face

[paverics]

nicky was the best character in season 6 and should finally get the credit she deserves purely for the development.

- she tried to help blanca try to get pregnant

- got barb off drugs

- constantly tried to save or warn red

- made lorna realise the block war was dumb and dangerous for the baby

- stopped everyone going to an all war and just play kickball instead

she did all of this for absolutely no personal gain. there was nothing in it for her. no shady pacts made, no commissary trades, no perks whatsoever, but almost all of the things above was at the risk of her own life or could have gotten her extra time…..but she just wanted to be kind.

[shnookumsandlovemuffin]

Nicky: Do you Piper, accept this key ring  from Luschek’s key chain he was using  to hold a Duane Reade savings card as a token of Alex’s  eternal appreciation and love?

Piper: I do.

Nicky: Then Alex, please slide that fucker on there. Do you, Alex accept this contraband paper clip we found in the law library in a book about the landmark case Bottoms versus Bottoms which sounds fascinating as a token of Piper’s eternal appreciation and love?

Alex: I do

Nicky: Well, then slide that fucker on there.

[aisforalive-blog1]

[rottencoconut]

You finally grew a dick, did you?

[tomfooleryprime]

When your faith, education, and need for self-preservation intersect. 

[beyunseh-deactivated20211016]

[tommensbaratheons]

[cinnaplesun-deactivated20190526]

why none of y’all talking about how taystee is getting life in prison for doing something she didn’t do? this is fucked i-

[youbetheanchorandillbethewings]

“All I wanted was for the person who killed my friend to be up here where I am now, telling you why he murdered… Why he murdered an innocent person, instead of me, explaining why I didn’t kill a guilty one.” 

[paverics]

im just gonna say it nicky nichols was the most level headed and reasonable character the entire season and worked tirelessly to keep peace whilst often acting as the only logical voice in the block even when it was a risk to her life

[gaelgarcia]

Well, can you stay on my script?

Bonus:

[jmojellybean]

Hey dumb bitches while we are all nutting to young Carol please appreciate this beauty as well. Alice Kremelberg who plays Nicole Ecklecamp.