Happenchance Smut

A place where I can Pop my Pussy. ;D

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[im-the-ineffable-dumbass]

Aziraphale making Crowley lay on his stomach on bed and just treating that touch-starved bitch so well. Like, Crowley is constantly overwhelmed by physical displays of affection because of Hell's abuse and they just started dating so he basically dies a bit inside everytime Aziraphale holds his hand, but he trusts him and Aziraphale has been so loving and patient.

So Aziraphale just sits by him and strokes his hair, back, shoulders, everything. He always lets him know in advance where he's going to touch him and says nice things about every part of him he touches. He thanks Crowley for everything he does and calls him beautiful, smart, kind, important.

When his hand reaches his cock (not without asking first and only because he noticed Crowley had started humping the bed without even realizing), it's not even sexual. He just wants to give every bit of him the attention it deserves. Crowley shakes a little and looks at him over his shoulder, and he gently pushes him back against the bed and says "it's alright, dear, you don't have to orgasm. You don't even need to get hard. I'm doing this because you deserve to be caressed and taken care of."

But Crowley does get hard. And he does orgasm. Quite loudly, to be fair. And Aziraphale stops him before he can get up, and kisses the back of his neck and whispers that it's ok, that it was amazing, that he's such a sweet boy, that he can go to sleep now and that he loves him.

[vvrow]

[happenchancesmut]

Started a NSFW social Twitter

To keep my stuff separate from my art.

My Twitter name is dominospeaks

[toycarousel]

ever try to purr with your mouth/throat?

I have tried, and I can sooooorta do it with my mouth, but it doesn’t sound like a purr so much as a broken engine.  :’D I know a lot of ppl who are super good at the actual purr, but they’ve not taught me Their Secrets.

[happenchancesmut]

Let me Know when youre ready for lessons. :)

[theangryblueone]

The dude on the left literally got contact with snakes original voice actor and this is he end product

[keyblack-hl]

NO FUCKING WAY

[catchymemes]

[homofied]

[ike-loves-men]

I fixed it.

[the-sapphic-raven]

[voidcactus]

[happenchancesmut]

Hi

[dotjellybean]

@yuurivoice when he gets these kinds of comments

[yuurivoice]

I totally crept your blog when you sent me the Christmas message and found this gem of a post. Merry Christmas to you as well, I’m honored to be the only blog you follow on this hellsite. <3

[leaflens]

Dec. 16 is the last fingers in his ass day

he can finally be put to rest

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[zootycoon-archive]

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

[victrine]

final fingers in his ass sunday

[animatedtext]

[keyinknob]

@happenchancesmut

[jasonptodd]

*eats my wedding vows after reading them so no one will have physical proof of my vulnerability*

[jasonptodd]

this guy gets it

[herr-kater86]

@tixengardens this is you

[happenchancesmut]

You can mind your business too. Don't think being my husband gives you VIP access to these feels.

[omgfunnypictures]

[turbopisser]

Santa with that ass so fat

Let me see them buttcheeks clap

[prostatemodern]

on Dec 18 we won’t be able to see a tity but this abomination will remain untouched and if that ain’t the darnedest thing

[brosandprose]

Queer Women Used Tumblr to Explore Sexuality. Now It’s Over.

“Tumblr made me realize that queer intimacy could be soft, non-performative, and diverse.”

“Generally, Tumblr allows users to create blogs, share content they like (typically images or text posts), and build communities around subjects that matter most to them — from fandoms to health and fitness to sexual preferences. The ease at which users can anonymously collect, curate, and experience the things that turn them on has led Tumblr to become a safe place for queer women to explore their sexuality, often for the very first time. Searching tags like “softcore” or “fingering” would yield  pages of porn GIFs, sensual black and white images, videos, erotic fiction, fanart, and more. And while there’s plenty of porn on the internet, the adult content on Tumblr was often sensual and intimate, focused more on desire — a radical shift from what’s typically available on explicit porn sites like PornHub. Though made-for-women porn sites exist and are growing in number, many are membership-based or have inhibiting pay walls. Tumblr quickly became the place where women could easily explore what turns them on and discover sexual content that didn’t feel alienating or degrading.”

Super proud of my friend Julia for this piece she wrote for OUT about what Tumblr means to queer women.