Secretly NY Times Best Selling Author John Green

Vape in my pussy and be my meme daddy.

[daily-self-depreciation]

[inahiddenplace]

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

[gallicinvasion]

what she says: “Oh I don’t mind; we can eat anywhere. I’m not picky.”

what she means: “For my entire life, I’ve been called bossy/picky/selfish/arrogant/bitchy for voicing my own opinions and making my views known, so now when someone I care about asks me about what I want, my immediate gut reaction is to defer to the other person’s preference. it’s less of a hassle to capitulate to someone else’s desires than to risk having someone verbally berate me for being truthful about what I want.”

[naturallyalix]

SCREAM THIS FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOP

[shewill-bethin]

Reading this made me feel like I got punched in the stomach,

But like

In a good way?

[bayofmistakes]

[cybercrimer]

[chavdog]

I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic

[tealesbian]

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

[baece]

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

[super-smash-me-bros]

Without “adult content”, this site is basically just a blue Pintrest

[pietriarchy]

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

[a-yoda-a-day]

imagine being so bad at moderating your own website you decide to just kill half the user base and not fix any of the actual problems

[raptortooth]

Isn’t this the plot of Infinity War

[somewhereinjersey]

[oberynmartell]

tumblr staff has small [CENSORED] energy

[slowspinningredemption]

the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use ‘👀’ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed

[bpdbroken]

i just hate how impulsively extroverted i get when i’m out in public or around people i want to impress, because the second i’m alone all i can think about is how annoying they probably thought i was or how i dumb i sounded

[wovenstardust]

What the fuck are female presenting nipples

[aspiritualwarrior]

“Love is the real nuclear bomb that destroys all our enemies, because when we love all living beings, we have no enemies.”

— Geshe Kelsang Gyatso

[gotouda]

some guy at the mens bathroom was like oi whatre you doin here and i was like wym im not a girl and he was like aw fuck sorry you just got beautiful features and fist bumped me

[gotouda]

this is so iconic we stan whoever this man was