A Brisk Piece to Cob (they/them)

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[eveninginparis]

washed up gun from lake michigan

via coravioletwalters

[nonasuch]

[not100bees]

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

[dead-boysss]

The what???

[not100bees]

The Ikea biphobia couch.

[dead-boysss]

???

[not100bees]

I don't know what to tell you man.

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

[demilypyro]

Kojima really was on some 5000 iq shit for Snake Eater and Peace Walker specifically cause he got done making the best character of all time (hot milf soldier lady with abs and scars who is canonically the best soldier evar and also the first human in space and nobody understands her)

And then he made Peace Walker and thought "I should give her a weird mean lesbian scientist girlfriend with a pixie cut who wears formal wear every day of her life and since soldier lady dies in snake eater it's doomed yuri where after soldier lady dies the scientist girlfriend is obsessed with her for the rest of her life"

AND HE WAS RIGHT!!!!!!

[bidonica]

[bidonica]

can't leave the ooga booga in the tags

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[kiophen]

solo jazz suicune

[kiophen]

there are a lot of people reblogging this again and tagging it with "wow.. this kind of looks like that one cup" again. you guys would not believe what "solo jazz" means

[airwar]

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

[correctopinionhaver]

[mintypineapple]

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

[luoiae]

so i bought 23908209 pokemon cards recently

[skleech]

they are tossing this man around like a beanbag in ways you would not believe

[quasi-normalcy]

I think Deep Space Nine should have done an episode that was like "Twenty-One Short Films about Springfield". I think that it's one of the few series that really lend themselves to this format.

[phaeton-flier]

Quark hitting random things because he thinks they're Odo

Julian has two dates at the same time! Uh-Oh!

the jumja stick guy doing turkish ice cream antics to an increasingly less calm Vulcan

Mork drinks several beers as an entire episode happens behind him

[happychappy439]

Honestly Steamed Hams would work pretty much verbatim

[presiding]

the whalers by @min8taur

[wrenvi]

my favorite genre of bearded vulture images is middle aged people cradling them like babies

[elbiotipo]

No, retro 4X games are like Master of Orion and Alpha Centauri, right? Stellaris is still pretty new...

[elbiotipo]

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[thememedaddy]

[rexuality]

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

[rexuality]

[citisstreets]

i never draw for posts but something about this overtook me so sorry op

[fuzzyghost]

[beardedmrbean]

Rick Rolled a entire stadium full of people, epic.