Happy Deer Engineer

Everything I build explodes.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dave's ADHD and time blindness VS. him being a literal time player and time being his thing™ FIGHT!

rose: (...How long has be been sitting there?)

john: (um, i.. i don’t know. he’s been there since, like, 3pm.)

rose: ...Dave?

dave: h

rose: Can you tell me the exact time and date the Battle of Waterloo began? 

dave: uhh yea 11:35 am june 18th 1815 

rose: Okay. And can you tell me how long you’ve been on the couch without looking at a clock?

dave: 

dave: uh

dave: llllllllike, uh

dave: like. t,... thr..ee,

john: nnhnn,,

dave: f-,four.,,,,,,,,,

john: hm!!,

dave: 

dave: ssss,ev,

john: !!!!

dave: 

dave: eig,Ht,,

john: EIGHT!! eight hours! it is eleven pm.

dave: W-

[happydeerengineer]

me irl

[happydeerengineer]

the first thing i say to everyone:

sup

[happydeerengineer]

hey why are you literally a perfect human being

idk 

[happydeerengineer]

how the steven universe movie will end

so basically everything’s dying and then steven cries an ocean and then the entire world is just full of pink lifeforms cry me an ocean, steven. cry me an ocean.

[happydeerengineer]

Y'know when you try to open something and it just decides to spill all over the place?

that sucks man

[happydeerengineer]

RABIES PRIDE

happy pride month

[happydeerengineer]

pearlbot does lots of things :^)

https://discord.gg/x8v5Sc6 - gotta advertise the server and the bot lol my nickname at the time of this screenshot though link isn’t zel-

[happydeerengineer]

hi so i made a discord bot and it’s in this discord server right here

https://discord.gg/x8v5Sc6 it’s a steven universe bot on a steven universe server 

[happydeerengineer]

wow i’m super inactive

i don’t use tumblr often but when i do i

[happydeerengineer]

digs through the ton of profile pictures i got

today i shall be giffany because why not

[happydeerengineer]

if you named your main character “Soos” I shall love and protect you forever

even if you don’t want me to

even if you don’t love me back </3

[happydeerengineer]

i watched a lot of anime during the summer

and so my anime adventure began

[happydeerengineer]

ah yes, september 22

the day Soos and the Real Girl aired

and also the day Doki Doki Literature Club was released

wait a minute what

[happydeerengineer]

hey yall it’s uh my birthday

the wifi’s acting up

internet i swear to god if you do not work rn i will rip out your nonexistent throat this is my birthday you are ruining, wifi. you will NOT do this to me

[happydeerengineer]

So I suddenly remembered Uncle Grandpa and...

I found this face on Giant Realistic Flying Tiger’s wikia page and thought, “I could make a rabiosexual meme out of that”

And so I did. It took a lot of effort but I got what I wanted and it’s perfection 👍

[happydeerengineer]

I’M SO HAPPY

guess my name makes sense now :^)

[happydeerengineer]

Crystal Gems playing Smash Bros

Pearl uses Link Amethyst uses Bowser or King Dedede Peridot uses Toon Link Garnet uses Ice Climbers rip Garnet’s main Lapis uses Pit and Dark Pit, and also Meta Knight sometimes Steven uses Kirby