Bad: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts. Skeppy: Hey, Bad. Bad: GODDAMNIT!
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@happyduoincorrectquotes
Bad: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts. Skeppy: Hey, Bad. Bad: GODDAMNIT!
Bad: Is the pink panther a lion? Skeppy: Say that again but slower. Bad: I don’t get it. Skeppy: He’s a PANTHER. Bad: Is that a type of lion? Skeppy: No, it’s a fucking panther. Bad: *googles panther* They aren’t pink? Skeppy: AND LIONS ARE?!
Skeppy: Don’t stay up all night, Bad. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
Skeppy: *coughs blood* Bad: Don't die, Skeppy! Skeppy: Don't tell me what to do!
Skeppy: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating sand? Bad: Bad: Why are you eating sand? Skeppy: Did I ask you if I should eat sand? No, so answer my question.
Bad: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it. Bad: Everything will be fine. You have no choice. Skeppy: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that? Bad: Ominous positivity.
Bad: Are you listening to me? Skeppy: *nods* Bad: What did I just say? Skeppy: *nods* Bad: ...
Skeppy, texting Bad: Any plans for tonight? Bad: No. Skeppy: Loser.
Skeppy: We have fun, don’t we, Bad? Bad: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Bad: You know, Skeppy, when you generalize, you tell general... lies. Skeppy: ... Skeppy: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.
Skeppy: I love hearing Bad shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.
Skeppy: Guess what I'm about to get! Bad: On my nerves.
Bad: Have you heard of Murphy’s law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong? Skeppy: Yeah, I have. Bad: Have you heard of Cole’s law? Skeppy: Is this a joke about coleslaw? Bad: …maybe.
Skeppy: Where did you get that tomato soup? Bad: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
Skeppy: I can explain. Bad: Can you? Skeppy: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
C!Skeppy: What’s up guys? I’m back. C!Bad: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. C!Skeppy: Death is a social construct.
Skeppy: Change is inedible. Bad: Don't you mean inevitable? Skeppy, spitting out coins: No, I did not.