Happy Forever

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Ickbbar Critic Ted: Welcome Tumblr… Do you remember those ask blogs from the early 2010s? Do you remember the ARG craze? Well, this is it. An arg is a alternate reality game, by the way, you moron. An ask blog is a blog where you ask the characters questions just in case you aren't a weirdo.

Ickbbar Critic Ted: What does that mean? Well first you scroll down to the first post then you scroll up and read everything, after that you ask a question. If you ask the right questions at the right time and solve the codes or whatever, you solve the mystery behind the blog or whatever.

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I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

Happy Inkwell: Mommy?

by @kingfranpetty

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What does everyone want for Christmas?

Happy Inkwell: I want a special toy that I'm not saying because Santa should know from my list.

Cherry Pepper: Skateboard.

Buddy Pal Friendly: I want to see my parents again.

Ickbbar Critic Ted: I want out of the world of fiction.

Hypno: I want to be able to forgive myself.

Frankie Bombshell: I want God to love me.

KW: I want daddy to pay attention to me.

Walter Leech: I want my wife back.

Princess Plum Bubble Wackadoodle: I don't celebrate Christmas, sorry.

Tyler Dream: I want something handcrafted.

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What's everyone's favorite carnival game?

Happy Inkwell likes the one where you throws darts at balloons.

Ick likes the ones where you eat a lot.

Buddy likes ones where you being strong is the main challenge.

Frankie Bombshell likes the one with guns.

Walter Leech is legally banned from carnivals.

Plum likes the one where you throw a hoop.

KW also likes the darts.

Doctor Hypno thinks all carnival games are cheating so doesn't play any of them.

Bearly Scary plays all the carnival games and thinks they are stupid.

Danny Elfman likes Cornhole and similar games.

Dylan Dragotta likes Lucky Duck Pond.

Tyler Dream likes the shooting gallery games where he can win his children big prizes.

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What would everyone be if they were an drink?

Happy is children's champagne.

Tyler Dream is red wine.

Cherry Pepper is spicy cherry wine.

Buddy Pal Friendly is a non alcoholic sweet wine you give to children in church.

Ick is beer flavored box wine.

Frankie Bombshell is wine mixed with fireball.

KW is a Bloody Mary.

… Walter Leech is wine you say is blood.

Doctor Hypno is a highly alcoholic beverage that looks like anti freeze.

Plum is plum wine.

Dylan Dragotta is some mead.

Danny Elfman is some natural moonshine.

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Whats everyone's favorite alcoholic drinks?

Ick's favorite drink is beer.

Walter's favorite drink is red wine.

Frankie Bombshell's favorite drink is carrot cocktails.

Everyone else doesn't' have a favorite drink.

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Whos your favourite Disney Princess?

Happy Inkwell: Anna!

Dr. Hypno: Snow White probably.

Buddy Pal Friendly: … Belle.

Ickbbar Critic Ted: I'm a man, I don't have a favorite princess.

Plum Bubbles Wackadoddle: Myself.

Frankie Bombshell: Whoever has the highest body count.

KW: Ariel?

Misery: … Snow White I guess.

Cherry Pepper: Cinderella.

Walter Leech: The only princess I care about is my three daughters.

Tyler Dream: Cinderella...Probably Belle or Mulan.

Dylan Dragotta: Mulan, I like the dragon sidekick.

Danny Elfman: Snow White.

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If the cast went to IKEA what food would everyone get?

Happy- Meatball sandwich thingy. Buddy- They don't serve candy so probably pancakes. Plum - Fish. Doctor Hypno - He's trying anything once so pick one at random. Ick - Fries and chicken tenders. Walter Leech - Meatballs if he can't get to eat a random poor person there. Frankie Bombshell - Veggies. KW - Chicken tenders and fries. Cherry Pepper - Meatball sandwich with the Cherry Peppers she sneaked in. Misery - Meatballs if she needs to eat anything. Danny Elfman - Veggies. Dylan Dragotta - Fish. Tyler Dream - Meatball sandwich.

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Can you explain who Maud Melody Moo is to people who are unfamiliar with the behind the scenes stuff?

Ick: Maud Melody Moo is a mythical figure in universe.

Before the times of creation, God created Maud Melody Moo and Happy Inkwell. God was youthful then and fell in love with their creations yet did not know it. Blah blah blah, Maud and Happy died then God created the universe. God keeps destroying and recreating the universe to make a perfect world where they can be together but God can't be with Maud or Happy because Maud was created as a mother figure and Happy keeps being born as a baby.

Ick: Whatever, I think it's just bull.

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What are everyone's favorite fairytales?

Happy- The one with the girl and the boy and they lived happily ever after. Buddy- Is the tale of how my parents fell in love a fairytale? Plum- We had fairytale like stories in my time rants about a tale that is technically myth not a fairytale. Doctor Hypno- Snow White. Ick- I don't like fairytale anymore. Walter Leech- The one where poors are people somehow. Frankie Bombshell- Sleeping Beauty or God's love of Maud Melody Moo. KW- crying about Maud Melody Moo. Cherry Pepper- Cinderella but only the version where they are lesbians and established democracy. Misery- The Ugly Duckling counts, right? Dylan Dragotta- Any with a dragon, preferably the dragon winning. Danny Elfman- Rumpelstiltskin and any with elves. Tyler Dream- Any that I'm reading to Happy. The Ugly Duckling most of all.

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Whats everyone's favorite board games?

Happy- Candyland Buddy- Candyland Plum- Chess??? Doctor Hypno- Chess Ick- Weed Monopoly Walter Leech- Monopoly Frankie Bombshell- Battleships KW- No Cherry Pepper hates rules. Misery doesn't like most board games because they rely heavily on chance. Danny Elfman- Forgotten Depths Dylan Dragotta- Dungeons and Dragons Tyler Dream- Life

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Tyler what do you think of Dylan and Danny?

Tyler Dream: I think it's good that Happy has friends, he shouldn't just be friends with everyone in the house. Although I don't like anyone dating my baby boy. I mean, it's good he has someone who loves him and he loves. I just wish he stays my baby boy a little longer.

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What are all the characters favorite fireworks?

Happy Inkwell: I LIKE RAINBOW!!

Buddy Pal Friendly: I like the glittering ones.

Plum: Purple.

Doctor Hypno: No, they remind me of bombs.

Ick: No preferences.

Walter Leech: Red.

Frankie Bombshell: Actually bombs.

KW: Pink!

Dylan Dragotta: I like the ones that explode into dragons.

Danny Elfman: Fountain fireworks.

Tyler Dream: Quiet ones that don't wake the babies or scare me like sparklers.

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Tell me about the previous Christmases and their special events

Ick 'got drunk' and Happy was traumatized by ■■■■■■■■■■

The special events were ruined by Ick pretending to be drunk.

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What does Tyler's family do for Christmas and New year?

They all do the Christmas party with presents and stuff but on New Years they drink juice and count down to the next year. Also some of the juice is wine. Tyler likes baking treats and playing Christmas music.

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How would each character deal with a stalker?

Frankie Bombshell would try out crazy the stalker.

Buddy Pal Friendly would try to help the stalker get better.

Ickbbar Critic Ted would try to kill the stalker and blame God about it.

Happy Inkwell would tell Tyler.

Doctor Hypno would try to analyze them.

Princess Plum Bubbles Wackadoddle would try to talk them out of it.

Walter Leech would be confused.

KW would flirt with the stalker.

Dylan Dragotta would be scared and go home.

Danny Elfman would be scared and go home.

Tyler Dream would either politely ask them to leave him alone or threaten them, depending on if he felt they were a danger to his kids.

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Draw a nativity scene with all the characters for Christmas

Tyler Dream is holding a sleeping Happy Inkwell. Beside them is Doctor Hypno, Walter Leech, and Buddy Pal Friendly, looking on at the baby.

Ickbbar Critic Ted, dressed as Joseph: Unfortunately, the camera is broken for the time being.