I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Happy Inkwell: Mommy?
by @kingfranpetty
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I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Happy Inkwell: Mommy?
by @kingfranpetty
Ickbbar Critic Ted: Welcome Tumblr… Do you remember those ask blogs from the early 2010s? Do you remember the ARG craze? Well, this is it. An arg is a alternate reality game, by the way, you moron. An ask blog is a blog where you ask the characters questions just in case you aren't a weirdo.
Ickbbar Critic Ted: What does that mean? Well first you scroll down to the first post then you scroll up and read everything, after that you ask a question. If you ask the right questions at the right time and solve the codes or whatever, you solve the mystery behind the blog or whatever.
What's everyone's favorite carnival game?
Happy Inkwell likes the one where you throws darts at balloons.
Ick likes the ones where you eat a lot.
Buddy likes ones where you being strong is the main challenge.
Frankie Bombshell likes the one with guns.
Walter Leech is legally banned from carnivals.
Plum likes the one where you throw a hoop.
KW also likes the darts.
Doctor Hypno thinks all carnival games are cheating so doesn't play any of them.
Bearly Scary plays all the carnival games and thinks they are stupid.
Danny Elfman likes Cornhole and similar games.
Dylan Dragotta likes Lucky Duck Pond.
Tyler Dream likes the shooting gallery games where he can win his children big prizes.
Halloween Knightmare
Buddy Pal Friendly is reading a newspaper.
Buddy Pal Friendly: What does FtM mean?
Ick: Female to male. Where's my princess?
Ick turns his head back and forth as he looks around.
Buddy Pal Friendly: … Icky? Are you there?
Ick: Yeah, yeah. I'm here, sire. Have you seen the princess?
Buddy Pal Friendly: Icky Bar, we talked about this. The princess is gone and she was manipulat… manip… controlling you.
Ick: That's what princesses do, they control the kingdom and knights.
Buddy Pal Friendly: You deserve better than being controlled.
Buddy gets closer.
Buddy Pal Friendly: Do you remember me?
Ick: Yes, you're Sir….Friendly?
Ick shakes his head.
Buddy Pal Friendly pets him.
Buddy Pal Friendly: I'm Buddy Pal Friendly, I'm your very special friend.
Ick: Friend…and…you're a sire??
Ick enjoys the pets.
Buddy Pal Friendly is kissing him slowly all over.
Ick moans like an anime girl.
Ick: Buddy, no, that feels too good.
Buddy Pal Friendly is touching his chest then hip.
Buddy Pal Friendly: She is using you. And she’s gone.
Ick: Buddy…I miss her.
Buddy Pal Friendly is cuddling him.
Buddy Pal Friendly: I understand but you need to know that she was flawed.
Ick cuddles Buddy.
Ick: I love you.
Buddy Pal Friendly cuddles and kisses him. Ick lets himself be kissed all over and kisses Buddy on the lips. Buddy smiles. Ick smiles back.
Buddy Pal Friendly: Are you okay?
Ick: Now I am.
Tell me about the previous Christmases and their special events
Ick 'got drunk' and Happy was traumatized by ■■■■■■■■■■
The special events were ruined by Ick pretending to be drunk.
What does Tyler's family do for Christmas and New year?
They all do the Christmas party with presents and stuff but on New Years they drink juice and count down to the next year. Also some of the juice is wine. Tyler likes baking treats and playing Christmas music.
How would each character deal with a stalker?
Frankie Bombshell would try out crazy the stalker.
Buddy Pal Friendly would try to help the stalker get better.
Ickbbar Critic Ted would try to kill the stalker and blame God about it.
Happy Inkwell would tell Tyler.
Doctor Hypno would try to analyze them.
Princess Plum Bubbles Wackadoddle would try to talk them out of it.
Walter Leech would be confused.
KW would flirt with the stalker.
Dylan Dragotta would be scared and go home.
Danny Elfman would be scared and go home.
Tyler Dream would either politely ask them to leave him alone or threaten them, depending on if he felt they were a danger to his kids.
Draw a nativity scene with all the characters for Christmas
Tyler Dream is holding a sleeping Happy Inkwell. Beside them is Doctor Hypno, Walter Leech, and Buddy Pal Friendly, looking on at the baby.
Ickbbar Critic Ted, dressed as Joseph: Unfortunately, the camera is broken for the time being.