The Darker Side of Nacrene

-nsfw sideblog for goldensimisage, all new follows will be age verified. Open to all mutuals of the main blog regardless of how often we've interacted-

[happyhourhijinks]

꩜

The single dad needs a date with a single mom. It doesn't matter how much older she is than him, he'll make her dinner, ramble about their kids together, and then make more.

[happyhourhijinks]

꩜

Chroma has her workaholic status pointed out to her face before, but the closest thing to a break she's ever taken is the occasional daytime nap. She could use a week or two to just disappear together with someone equally overworked to uh, "refresh" in private.

[happyhourhijinks]

꩜

The greatest dream for writing the monke is being able to throw him at other monkes, canon or oc. Outside of Pokemon, Sonic introduced a green monkey woman who's basically a glup shitto with how obscure she is, and I've never seen anyone write her.

[rpsinfulasks]

Send in ꩜ and I'll share some Random Horny Nonsense stuck in my head.

[rpsinfulasks]

Send in ꩜ and I'll share some Random Horny Nonsense stuck in my head.

[happyhourhijinks]

Would Tartarus enjoy getting a nice, meaty bone?

"Despite my species carnivorous nature, I'm more partial to peaches, as this generation puts it."

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Have you ever got caught Adrienne, subjected to the captors advances?

"Hah, not even in my youngest days! But I'm sure many a detective and bandit over the years would have loved to try."

[happyhourhijinks]

Adrienne, have you ever used seduction during your heists?

"I preferred not to be seen at all in my day, but sometimes knowing who to win over beforehand can get you an easy entry. Sometimes you can get what you want before a poor boy even notices his keys are missing~"

[akarii-memes]

Tell My Muse What You Want To Do To Them On Anon.

I don’t care if it’s cute, sexual, or violent. Just do it!

[memesomething]

Send me “🌺” + a plot idea you’ve been wanting to write which you think might fit our muses. no rules, just the first thing that comes to mind!

[screnprompts]

spicy sharing a bed prompts

18+ prompts. Minors dni

“ please don’t tell me you sleep naked… “

“ do you mind? i don’t have anything to sleep in. “

“ come closer. “

“ you’re closer to me than ever before. i can hear you breathing. “

“ i can feel you trembling. “

“ where’s your underwear? “

“ easier access, right? “

“ why don’t you wake me up? you know, if you’re… in the mood. “

“ where’s my shirt? “ “ prefer you without one. “

“ come kiss me. “

“ this bed is gross. “

“ why are you changing the sheets? “ [beat] “ name, it’s 2am! “

“ let’s at least try this time. “ “ to not wake up the neighborhood? “ “ to not have sex. “

“ there’s only one bed? great. we’ll end up breaking it. “

“ sleep with me. “ “ sleep, or sleep? “ “ both, preferably. “

“ your hands are all over me. “ [takes hands away] “ sorry. “ [pulls hands back] “ i didn’t say take them off… it feels good. “

“ we’re here, alone, for the next couple hours… “

“ there’s a second bed, right over there. “

“ if we break the first one, at least there’s room for round two. “

“ you don’t need a second bed, actually… come stay here. “

“ let’s have good night sex. “ “ i don’t think that’s a thing, but let’s. “

“ come here. “

“ i love sharing a bed with you. “

“ there’s uh, not much sleeping happening tonight, right? “

“ we should sleep in separate beds, otherwise we won’t get any sleep. “

[happyhourhijinks]

Hey Gold, I heard a Umbreon you know has grabby hands!

"If you think that Umbreon is bad now, you should see when there's drink involved."

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Ms Adrienne, has a certain Lucario caught enough of your interest to take a ride on a red rocket?

"As I said to the young man, he got himself a feel. I would enjoy getting one myself~ If he can handle himself with how innocent he comes off, that is."

[givemeangstymemes]

Sinday Asks are open! Ask my muse all the naughty things you want to know!

[fabledresources]

In the spirit of Sexual Sunday, feel free to send 💞 + any dirty questions you may have for them on anon, and they HAVE to answer honestly!

[happyhourhijinks]

Grope Adrienne's chest (An accident by Ruko)

She could be forgiven for assuming it to be a trick. If this lady had a dime for every time some courageous horndog (no pun intended) had tried it over the years... Luckily for Ruko, he seemed earnest enough, and was at least easy enough on the eyes and close enough to her tastes that when he tripped in front of Adrienne, he was allowed to try and catch himself. And so his paw would happen to fall and squish right into her chest, rather than his face into an open palm like so many others before. Not that he wouldn't get off completely scot-free, Ruko would at least face a bit of teasing after the fact from a smirking simian!

"You know, most pokemon would charge money for a feel if you're going to skip dinner~"

[happyhourhijinks]

She had to be honest, not many pokemon resisted when she was the one trying to flirt. But the fact he could was admirable! Admirable for sure, but also alluring as a challenge for her... Poor Ruko.

"Of course, we should slow down with an introduction. I am Adrienne, and I would enjoy dinner with a young man like yourself, if your offer for a meal still stands." Even with the benefits of Calm Mind letting him stay focused in the moment, he couldn't hide his inexperience. "I've got all the ingredients and tools you could want if you're offering to cook yourself, and if being more forward is too much for such an innocent boy." Her hand was still on the wall beside him, but she'd moved aside a bit to give him space to slip out if necessary. Sure, she'd like to have fun with a Lucario, but overloading him wouldn't be ideal!

[happyhourhijinks]

Grope Adrienne's chest (An accident by Ruko)

She could be forgiven for assuming it to be a trick. If this lady had a dime for every time some courageous horndog (no pun intended) had tried it over the years... Luckily for Ruko, he seemed earnest enough, and was at least easy enough on the eyes and close enough to her tastes that when he tripped in front of Adrienne, he was allowed to try and catch himself. And so his paw would happen to fall and squish right into her chest, rather than his face into an open palm like so many others before. Not that he wouldn't get off completely scot-free, Ruko would at least face a bit of teasing after the fact from a smirking simian!

"You know, most pokemon would charge money for a feel if you're going to skip dinner~"

[happyhourhijinks]

The twitch of her ears and pause of Adrienne's fun made one thing clear, Ruko had just gotten her attention with that. And likely not in a way he'd hoped- Clearly he must have not been from around town if he hadn't heard anything ill of the local game corner owner, but she'd let that stay a secret for now.

"A handsome young man like you has no idea what he's doing, then? That explains a lot." Unfortunately for him, this older woman now found herself in the presence of a young, inexperienced Lucario, already demonstrating how easily swayed he was. Or at the very least, his body was demonstrating.

"You sure you want to pass up the practice? Feeling a thing or two myself would be fair compensation, if you ask me~"