The World. (By Me)

Here, we find my humble attempts at understanding life (By me). Read and die. (Or enjoy. It's your choice. Really, it is.)

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Friends are like trees: If you hit them a bunch of times with an ax, they fall over.

The webernet. 

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Meritxell Ribas

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This song is refering to her being a Vocaloid. She doesn't know if she is a boy or a girl, because she doesn't have a gender. The doesn't know when she was born because she wasn't. She doesn't know who her mother is because she doesn't have one. "The show" is the performances. "That you really want to get high" refers to her voice. "Her style" is the way she sings. "That you are to commit a crime" refers to her being downloaded illegally.

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It sounds so sad...

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To all those fat girls who think they're ugly because they don't wear a size zero, just remember that you're beautiful. It's society that's ugly.

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It's been a long time. (No, seriously. It's been a really long time.)

For a while there, I totally forgot I had a blog. 

And now I'm scared to look at my blog because it's probably the scariest, most freakishly pre-teen-ish thing ever. I'm actually really worried that the backround will be bright green plaid. (Nothing personal, bright green plaid, but you do tend to make peoples eyes explode with pure lame-ness. And in most societies, that's considered bad.)

Eventually, I guess I'll have to look. But until then, I think I can ignore it without anybody noticing. Oh wait, no I can't. Everybody sees the horrendous bright-green plaid version. Darn. 

Well, that sucks. 

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Fanta sea?

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No title.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?

Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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You upload a photo, it finds a dog. 0.o

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Too young to die? I'm too old to live!

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I said I'M BACK!

I was on my favorite website, when an online friend posted this-

... PLEASE add to your blog!! My life is ruined because you haven't posted anything in a week!! O.e Maybe not ruined..... But saddend. *puppy dog eyes* Pwease??

So, uh, I guess I'd better start posting regularly again. That's going to be hard, seeing as I'm going to a camp with no Wi-Fi in two days for a week, but I'll try!

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Inspiration.

You want to quit your job and become an actor? 

You can do it!

You want to find a cure for Cancer?

You can do it!

You want to give your life to charity?

You can do it!

You want to sit around eating cheese-stuffed pizza while reading inspirational stuff on Tumblr while thinking- Uh, your not thinking. 

Yeah, you can do that.

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A word from my sister-

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She made that all by herself. Amazing, no?

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I'm back!

Hello! I'm back from traveling in the time/space continuum. (I had to leave on an urgent notice from Gorge Washington.) But now I'm back. I must've saved the world several times on that mission. But you wouldn't understand. So, now I will continue writing as usual. You may carry on your lives.

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I'm Canada.

This is so depressing.