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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
MY DASH NEEDS TO HEAR THIS.
In the kitchen
Sans : "kid, did you see my bro?"
*You shake your head "no"
Stretch (coming in) : "can't find mine either."
Sans : "give me a sec', I'll call 'em."
You : "Don't bother, I have faster than that!"
Sans (raising an eyebrow) : "faster than a call?"
You : "Yup!" (deep breath in) "HOLY FLYING F***!"
*2 skeletons appear on the kitchen table, the door and window are smashed.
Blue & Papyrus : "LANGUAGE!!!"
*You are eating in the kitchen, looking at your phone between 2 bites, when someone comes in.
You : “Oh, hey Red! How was work?”
*He shrugs tiredly and goes to a cabinet, down a quarter of the bourbon bottle in one go and plops down next to you.
You : “That bad, huh ?”
Red : “heh. y’can say that again.”
You : “Okay. That bad, huh ?”
*He snorts and pokes you with his elbow. You are proud of your dumb joke.
You : “Working at a fast-food isn’t the best job you’ve had I guess?”
Red : “bein’ at the drive isn’t better. it even-”
You : “Mh ? Even what ?”
Red : “... actually, you’ll explain that math to me.”
You : “What ?”
Red : “y’see, like i said, i was at the drive right? so, i was tryin’ ta take the orders and so far, no mistakes. goin’ real smooth an’ all. then this guy comes.”
You : “A customer ?”
Red : “yeah. was sure he was messin’ with me ‘cause it was all gibberish, like he swallowed the darn mic’ and these sounds are the result. after a few tries the manager saw me and took my place.”
You : “Let me guess, the customer spoke perfectly well after that.”
Red : “nope. same gibberish comes out. the manager listened to the whole darn thing, nodding his head here ‘n there, and then just asked “so no pickles and ranch sauce? understood loud and clear sir”. and it was the right thing too! like, how do you even understand that? you humans speaking alien or some shit ?”
You : “Pffft! No, definitely not! The most experienced people at drives are insanely good at- Hey! That’s my food!”
Red : “sharin’ ‘s caring, m’a ‘right?”
You : “Then leave some for me at least !”
*You had only heard Red and Stretch talk about it once, but never witnessed it yourself. The incredible fact that a tall and sharp skeleton has a suuuuuper low tolerance to alcohol.
*This might explain why you are not as shocked as you should be when, after coming home, you stumble upon a very drunk Edge hitting the walls, an empty beer bottle in his hand.
Edge : “DIE, YOU FILTHY HEATHEN ! ALL OF YOU SPIDERS BE DARNED!”
You : “Edge, why are you so mad at tiny spiders, boneboy?”
Edge : “I AM NO “BONEBOY” AND THEY HAD IT COMING! NOW STOP YOUR NONSENSE AND LET ME SQUISH THESE SPIDERMAN’S ALTERNATE SELVES!”
You : “...Spiderman. As in the fictional hero “Spiderman” ?”
Edge : “OF COURSE! HOW MANY IDIOTS WITH THAT NAME DO YOU KNOW?!”
You : “Why the heck are you angry at a superhero for?”
Edge : “HE LEAVES HIS BLOODY NETS EVERYWHERE IN TOWN! AND WHO HAS TO CLEAN AFTERWARDS? NOT HIM OF COURSE! WHY WOULD HE CLEAN AFTER HIMSELF?”
You : “... you do realize you do not have to clean fictional nets, right?”
Edge : “OF COURSE I CAN’T! I AM FAR TOO BUSY FOR THAT!”
(PAF)
You : “EDGE WHAT THE F*** YOU JUST PUNCHED A HOLE IN THE WALL!”
*Edge doesn’t answer.
*He tries to get his fist off of the wall, but somehow manages to hit his skull against it and fall backward.
*You make a commendable effort to help him, but you forgot again that these skeletons are heavier that they look.
*You both fall in a pile of limbs on the floor just as Red enters.
Red : “wh-?”
Edge : “HA! JUSTICE IS SERVED, FUCKERS!”
Papyrus : "SANS! RED! STRETCH! FOR STARS SAKE WHY ARE YOU STACKED ON THE FLOOR LIKE PANCAKES!"
Stretch : "i tripped on red."
Red : "i tripped on sans."
Sans : "i faceplanted 2 hours ago."
*you heard a major facepalm sound from your room.
This is exactly how I see their friendship
Shenanigans brothers 😁
They cause chaos as their brothers look on in horror and awe
Papyrus : "SANS! RED! STRETCH! FOR STARS SAKE WHY ARE YOU STACKED ON THE FLOOR LIKE PANCAKES!"
Stretch : "i tripped on red."
Red : "i tripped on sans."
Sans : "i faceplanted 2 hours ago."
*you heard a major facepalm sound from your room.
This is exactly how I see their friendship
Shenanigans brothers 😁
*You wake up at noon, sporting a great headache thank to your friend's birthday party last night.
*Everyone has left the house, be it for work or to go see friends, or so it seems.
*As you drag yourself through the hallway, you hear a sound. Irregular. Hitting wood.
(tip tipitip Paf)
*It's coming from the other end of the hallway, where there is no window. It's dark.
(Paf Paf tipitip tipitip Paf)
*You go towards it.
*You try to turn on the light. It doesn't work.
*The sounds only pause for a second here and there, echoing in the otherwise silent house.
(PapapapaPaf PapaPaf)
*You creack open a door, trying to find the source.
*Full silence is made a few seconds later. The person who was making them tries their hardest to make you swear NOT to tell a soul about it.
*You solemnly (as much as you can manage) promise that day that, no matter what, you will not tell anyone
That Stretch has a passion for tap dancing
*Papyrus is studying hard. He wants to be a healer/doctor.
*Edge is making "battle plans" in his room.
*Stretch is napping in the living room.
*Red is looking for niddles and a megaphone.
*Blueberry is redecorating his room (again).
*Sans is sleeping next to Stretch.
*You are inflating a ballon :)
*Edge has been complaining to you by texts for the last 2 hours*
Edge, 2:34 pm : "IT IS TRULLY PATHETIC AND SO UNWORTHY OF ME! THESE LOWLY CREATURES ARE PUSHING IT!"
You, 2:35 pm : "meh"
Edge, 2:36 pm : "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY HUMAN?"
You, 2:37 pm : "meeh"
Edge, 2:42 pm : "I SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING HUMAN! YOU DO NOT FOOL ME, NOT EVEN FOR A SECOND!"
You, 2:43 pm : "Meh"
Edge, 2:44 pm : "STOP YOUR FOOLISHERY THIS INSTANT! I KNOW YOU ARE TRYING TO IRRATE ME BY SPELLING "ME" WRONG AND IT IS NOT WORKING!"
You, 2:49 pm : "MEH!"
*a dramatictly yelled "NYEH" is heard across the house.
You, 2:50 pm : "Actually, it's pronounced "meh".
*your door is suddenly opened by a red boot, but it was worth it 👍
Papyrus : "SANS! RED! STRETCH! FOR STARS SAKE WHY ARE YOU STACKED ON THE FLOOR LIKE PANCAKES!"
Stretch : "i tripped on red."
Red : "i tripped on sans."
Sans : "i faceplanted 2 hours ago."
*you heard a major facepalm sound from your room.