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the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD
The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])
The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)
That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)
The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)
The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)
Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)
And now to interrupt out segment - DAN AND DONNA WITH THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS
That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)
The “smoke club” gesture
That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)
Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)
Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on
Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do
arthur is pining.
arthur is a grown man and he’s a pining mess. all he can think about is merlin. merlin’s hair, merlin’s hands, merlin’s neck, merlin’s ears, merlin’s eyes - god, those eyes.
arthur is pining but merlin is not.
merlin is not pining.
really, he’s not.
sure he thinks about arthur more often than not. maybe he thinks the blonde is drop dead gorgeous - and no, he would never ever admit that aloud. arthur is possibly the kindest prat he’s ever met.
but he’s not pining. he’s not.
(he totally is)
"Don't kill me. I'm not a nerdy prude. I'm not a loser!" "Of course not, Richie. But you have lost. Everything."
A digital painting of Richie Lipschitz from Nerdy Prudes Must Die. Welcome to the emotional devastation station that is my son.
Don't ask me how many times I fully repainted this. Details under the cut! (Also tumblr hates quality so click the image for better quality)
I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted
If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)
YO IT FUCKING WORKS.
open a new window, literally type the words about:config into the search bar and it'll give you a warning page. Hit yes, you accept the risk. The page'll be blank but there's another bar under your search bar, input the mediasource quote above and double click on the word 'True' to change it to false on that option.
Close firefox, reload.
Beautiful. useful-info-haver I am kissing you gently on the forehead and presenting you with your treat of choice, my sweet. Thank you so much.
Favorite ship dynamic
March 15, 2023
Baizhu isn’t here, we should totally go and stab someone for this injustice.
Do you like my fan art of you
Thats going right on the fridge buddy
NOT A DREAM, MY BIRTHDAY IS
TOMORROW
THE 16TH OF MARCH
He was stabbed so I could be born the next day
*2067 and don't look a day over 300
hey sorry your boyfriend just got stabbed 23 times in the back. yeah it was because he declared himself dictator for life. yeah sorry.
Love the puns from Pun Hub
Allow me to add my favorite
In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.
If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?
Because it's also evil
Thanks!
Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?
Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.
Wow!
What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?
You meet god
Thank goodness!
What's the correct way to eat a banana?
Whole, in one gulp.
Delicious!
Who is the Muffin Man?
Father of the Muffin Boy
Makes sense!
Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?
Car's haunted
Uh Oh
How to fix a haunted car?
Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour
It worked!
Where does the wax in scented candles go?
into the sky, where it turns into stars
Cool!
Why are weddings so damn expensive?
priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him
....Ah
a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal
happy 1st bday to... this.
I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday
Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!
hey girl sorry um. we stabbed your boyfriend in the senate house. yeah a seer told him to beware the ides of march but he didn't listen. brutus and cassius got him. i'm so sorry
I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
Don’t do this to me
Polls are really teaching me just how WRONG some of y'all motherfuckers are. Bad TAKES bad opinions bad VIBES.
but I respect you. because it is your right as a global citizen to make bad decisions!! God bless the divided nation of Tumblr. Let us all crumble someday under the weight of our hubris!
Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.
And now since I officially have permission to use this photo
GET FUCKED