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Oof, I haven’t even thought of living that long. I kind of… Stay in the present. But I mean if I get to 150 and get bored I’m sure there are easy ways to die again!

#i dont think i took everything out of my suitcase yet but i cant tell theres just stuff everywhere .#im sorry mom youre right again

hey, at least you always look on the bright side! honestly i’m avoiding thinking about the future too. whether i’m gonna be 30 or 130...i’ll just burn my bridges when i get to ‘em!

oh my god i got a roommate i

my underwear. is on the Floor

i don’t even have a hamper fucking

Having that many friends sounds like an extreme hassle… Doesn’t too many friends lead to drama really easily? And finding out someone isn’t who they say they are really fast?

#well maybe if you don't want to be friends right away we can start off slow like maybe study buddies?#are we in the same classes

guess it’s a matter of personal preference. besides, there’s different levels of friendship, right? i wouldn’t want tons of best friends. that’d cause drama for sure. but a lot of not-close friends, or a mix of the two... i think that’s okay!

it sounds like you’ve got experience on this stuff, though.

That’s true! Perspective it is… Out of curiosity, how long do fauns usually live?

almost 200 years, so- even though it’s longer than a human lifespan, it still feels short compared to that of a vampire or somethin’. i can’t even imagine living ‘til i’m 1000. i’m pretty sure i’ll get bored by 150, but who knows, right?

I… I guess. I’m not going to judge you for the type of friends you make… I.. I just can’t see why you would want that, when you could probably just make friends another way…

#this stuff all sounded better when i said it in my head but out loud it's stupid #also. do you specifically Not want to be friends or are you just kind of on the fence right now cause i think i'm getting some mixed signals #or something.

why not both?

i mean, why not make friends through partying and through “other ways”? twice as many friends. seems pretty good to me. right?

I…. Guess you’re right? I never really saw things that way and there’s probably some flaw to that logic but I can’t think of any counterarguments for that… I feel like 1000 is pretty old. I’m not actually sure though, I’m technically a baby still and when I was a 4 year old human, I thought 20 years old was ancient.

i’m always right.

i mean hell, fauns don’t live anywhere near as long as vampires, so 1000 years is definitely really old to me. really really old. but on the other hand, if you’re 4, 20 is five times as long as your whole life so far. if you’re 200, 20 is only a tenth of your life...so it’s all perspective, i guess?

ingeniousdear-blog

same??! i didn’t realize it took everyone this long to get adjusted. so what if you don’t have friends, this is how you make some and live a little! yes please! let’s say that we team up and tackle this beast and kick off this “welcome to university, weirdos!”

exactly! everyone here is such a weirdo they probably don’t even know how to make friends, so this is how we teach ‘em! ...what kind of music do you think vampires listen to? like, classical? we can’t party to that

#uwu

You mean people start using you for your premium alcohol and the rooming you provide? …Nobody really cares about you after that. They’ll only talk to you to know if you’re throwing another one, right..?

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what can i say? it’s better than nothing!

#Me

…Not that long. Does anyone here have any friends they can throw a party for?

#i love tobias EXCEPT THATS MY FRIENDS LAST NAME SO ITS WEIR #D #SOMETIMES

well, whatever. you don’t even need friends to throw a party! throw a good enough party and everyone just becomes your friend

At my old university there weren’t any real parties thrown until a few weeks in. I mean there were a few to kick things off but most of them got going when people were over the “I’m gonna do great this semester!” hype.

Isn’t 200 supposed to be young in vampire years? I hope I don’t get crotchety when I get to be 200…

depends on where you’re at, i guess! solution: don’t even set those kinds of goals for yourself. if you set a low bar you’re always exceeding your own expectations. feels great too

as if i know anything about vampires! i just pulled a random number outta my ass. 500, then? 1000? fuck it

ingeniousdear-blog

you’re so right! i’m so bored i could fall asleep! we certainly need to liven up this deadbeat snoozefest place! i can understand ghosts and vampires too but everyone else? i am highly disappointed!