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cut like diamonds, we were made to last

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cxniculus: 

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before orson dies forever i want to show everyone his drafts

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caindycane replied to your post:that is the scariest thing ive ever heard of .if...

look. just. [ gets the spider to crawl on a piece of paper ] [ lets it outside ] done

...you are a strong man. much stronger than i am

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that is the scariest thing ive ever heard of .if you like spiders so much why dont you take mine

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caindycane replied to your post:hgnggggggggggghhhrnnnnnnnngh

spiders don’t hurt you unless you scare em ‘

what if it lays eggs and has spider babies

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...Is it normal to be afraid of bugs when you’re a fiend of the night that cannot be hurt by them? ‘C-cuz there's this cobweb in my dorm and I.

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caindycane: 

epicsingles replied to your post:epicsingles replied to your post:deperessoinsame …

what do you need

Killw me

How do you wanna go

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Woops, my bad, sorry about that.

Are there places to “buy” blood or do I… steal it?  Ah, I don’t have the luxury of vampire parents, but wouldn’t that be kind of nice to have at this point [laughs awkwardly].  Not to pull a “I wasn’t like other humans” but even when I was a human I never really understood them.  I guess why that’s probably why I’m not all that angsty about having killed….. A few of them by accident.

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You just killed a few people and you’re blaming it on not really understanding them? That’s really bold for a vampire to say. Humans would be glad to see your kind, which, as you know, includes me, wiped off the face of the planet because they don’t “understand” you.

...Anyways, yeah. You just buy it... There are cultures that use it in their meals. Oooor you could just, like, buy it at a store for vampires, as dangerous as that is. That’s what I do.

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hardlygoldn: 

why not both?

i mean, why not make friends through partying and through “other ways”? twice as many friends. seems pretty good to me. right?

Having that many friends sounds like an extreme hassle... Doesn’t too many friends lead to drama really easily? And finding out someone isn’t who they say they are really fast?

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hardlygoldn: 

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what can i say? it’s better than nothing!

I... I guess. I’m not going to judge you for the type of friends you make... I.. I just can’t see why you would want that, when you could probably just make friends another way...

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bucket head

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OH JEEZ, I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS BREAKING ANY LAWS!!  I’M SO SORRY, GOD, I DON’T KNOW A THING DO I?  BUT THAT MAKES SENSE B-BECAUSE HUMANS CAN’T KILL EACH OTHER, WHY SHOULD NONHUMANS BE ABLE TO?!

Holy shit, I’m a criminal.  I don’t even mean it, honestly, I just get so hungry and…. Then I….  Yeah………  How do you control cravings and random blackouts, again?

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S..Stop shouting. We have sensitive ears, and you’re hurting mine.

...Just don’t get hungry. Drink blood regularly, and you won’t need to attack people. If you’ve been a vampire for a longer amount of time, it’s way easier to control, and you can eat less... I’ve never had an issue, my parents trained me well. I have no idea why, though, I’ll never understand their sympathy towards humans...

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hardlygoldn:  

well, whatever. you don’t even need friends to throw a party! throw a good enough party and everyone just becomes your friend

You mean people start using you for your premium alcohol and the rooming you provide? ...Nobody really cares about you after that. They’ll only talk to you to know if you’re throwing another one, right..?