[hardseltzerbreak]

i had a weird dream and wanted to tell the dash about it but now i can’t remember it and it’s killing me

[leemeanhoe]

why the fuck does he have such a dreamy look on his face jesus fucking christ

[podencos]

Real love is when you’re both dumbasses

[homotology]

I am two dumbasses all on my own thanks

[hardseltzerbreak]

hey

[cuteassyeehaw]

Not so rare shot of me reminding Alf that hes the fuzzy light of my life. 

[hardseltzerbreak]

frozen in aspen reading about my bf in rolling stone

[recoveringscenekid]

𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘥, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯

[thrrasher]

Colby: i liked your blonde phase it was cute

Me: *dyes entire hair blonde days later* :D

[greytiides]

Hi guys! My name is Brandon how are you today!? It’s been so hot lately so shorts and swim trunks have been part of my outfits lately! Few things about me! My sister is here and I love her! I love doing my nails! When I can’t make it out I’ll just buy press ons for a bit and I love all colors! Also listen to The Maine! I help them out when they need me ♡ let’s be friends, angels! 📱 cottncndyy

[unknownsaltycupcake]

Vibin’ with my +1. 

[peepsy]

not shown: the internal suffering of an impending hangover

[hardseltzerbreak]

🥴 

[hardseltzerbreak]

angels & demons came on my shuffle and my friend started making fun of it and i almost cried because she didn’t realize it was jaden and she clowned him for the line about dancing on a cop car and i didn’t even bother to stop her

[hardseltzerbreak]

also happy father’s day to oliver, brandon, salem and ashley. thanks in advance for bailing me out of prison in the future

[hardseltzerbreak]

happy father’s day i’m sure my dad wishes i didn’t post my first illegal xplr video in years today

[hardseltzerbreak]

next time i go to jail im calling oliver to pay for my bail and brandon to hire me a lawyer karmas a bitch

[hardseltzerbreak]

oliver and brandon need to be quiet