i want my wife
what they dont tell you is you miss your wifes
has anyone seen my wife
wheres my wifes
hello… wife department?
does anybody have a read on my wifes
i love my wife
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i want my wife
what they dont tell you is you miss your wifes
has anyone seen my wife
wheres my wifes
hello… wife department?
does anybody have a read on my wifes
i love my wife
i’m so tired of kink positivity that is exclusive to subs. why is it okay to fantasize about being raped but fantasizing about being the rapist is evil? and of course any positivity about sexual dominance needs a million caveats about “as long as there’s consent” like yeah no shit girl. that is assault otherwise. we’re talking about something else. do you hear yourselves
this also goes for ageplay btw
THIS ALSO GOES FOR AGEPLAY
"Rehabilitation center but its for 'people' who shouldn’t have been forced to be people in the first place."
-A friend from Discord
the relief that pours through you when you read the diagnosis. "pet. wrongfully expected to behave as human. rehabilitation and rehoming as part of standard procedure." years of pain, of suffering, of constantly feeling like a failure, of feeling like you're not enough. all because you were expected to be something you're not. but with the massive healthcare reform a few years ago shaking up the medical world, it looks like there's finally an explanation for how hard life has been for you
and now? now you can let that go. now you get to go to a quiet farmhouse, somewhere in the countryside, where people care and want to take care of you, who want to help you be the pet you were always meant to be. it's almost enough to sob out loud, the thought of being able to let go, to release years of expectations and performances and a constant, pervasive feeling of failure, and just breathe
just be
for the first time in a while you let yourself imagine, imagine what your future owner will be like. someone kind, and loving, and excited to see you just... being you. someone who will love and praise and let and care for, all because she wants to. you imagine falling asleep without fear, without dread, curled in the arms of your owner, or warm in a soft bed tucked into the corner. the security of a leash, of a cage, of a crate. you let yourself take a deep breath and smile, eager to get ready for the beginning of the rest of your life
a soft and tender kiss and a loving embrace that shows me that everything is alright might make things better forever who knows
most controversial statement of all time apparently: trans women and cis women are the same gender
I’m not really compelled by pain-as-punishment. I know it’s a pillar of kink to beat someone until they obey you, but you’re a masochist. If you’re rude, and I slap you, you’ll be rude again so that I’ll slap you again. I guess some dommes would hurt their pets beyond what’s pleasurable but I have, like, body issues, if I hit you too much my wrists ache like a bitch and I can’t even get off on it. I’m also really trying to avoid severely damaging you. I don’t feel like explaining your missing persons report to an ER doctor. You understand all that, don’t you, pet?
When I hurt you it’s not because you’re doing something I want to correct. I hurt you because I want to hurt you. Because the way you whimper makes me blush. Because the way your blood tastes makes me hot under the collar. Because the shake in your voice when you say “Please, miss, I didn’t do anything wrong, please” makes me just ache.
I think making me feel that good should be a reward, right, pet? You should be honored that your pain gets to me like that. You should be pleased by a job well done. I am your purpose, aren’t I? My pleasure is your purpose, isn’t it? Doesn’t it feel just amazing to make me feel good?
Getting hurt is your reward, sweetheart. And I think you deserve a reward for listening so intently.
I have a hard time talking about American law enforcement, because I have ptsd (like a therapist told me this and everything) from my own experiences with cops and because it's so balls quaking insane.
Like, a cop in the United States can pull you over for any reason. Which is a nice way of saying no reason, because literally anything can be used after the fact as justification. A cop can say its cuz you looked at him, or didnt look at him, or it looked like you were holding something, or looked like you were driving too perfectly for it to be natural. It's insane.
There are apparently no circumstances where a cop can't just kill you. The line the courts have applied is "reasonably believed" you were a threat, but that's such a nebulous nothing limit that people get shot for reaching for their license, having their phone in their hand, you're running away with no weapon, not being able to follow conflicting commands, like anything. And cops are almost never charged, because every court is going to believe he could "reasonably believe" he was threatened. Fuck, if you give me enough time, I can make any situation seem juuuuust plausibly threatening enough to pass that bar. It's insane.
A cop can just rob you. Like tell you to give him your wallet, take all the cash out, and just walk away with it. Exactly like you would imagine getting robbed in an alley would go, except no one can help. And he doesn't even have to hide it, he just drops it in a box at the station and they put it in their bank account. It's legal. You can't prove it wasn't drug money. I can't prove any money wasn't at some point drug money. It's insane.
If a cop just walks in your front door and says "I'm here to kill you and your entire family" YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON IF YOU STOP HIM. There is no positive defense for assaulting a police officer in the United States, and doubly so if you kill him. You have effectively no defense against a homicidal cop, which happens same as any other job. Unless for some reason you have cameras all thru your house and clearly caught the audio of him saying that he's there just to kill you, you have zero chance of not going to prison, probably for life. And that's assuming you aren't killed "resisting arrest" while being taken into custody. It is a crime, in this country, for you to defend yourself under any circumstances if the person you're defending yourself from is a cop. That's insane.
You don't have civil rights if a cop says so. You have the right to have a gun, right? A lot of states have open carry. A cop can shoot you if he sees you have a gun. Doesn't matter if you have a license and everything. So you effectively don't have the right to bear arms if a cop can shoot you for exercising it. You have the right to protest. Unless a cop tells you to stop. He doesn't need a real reason to tell you to stop. And if you don't stop, you can be arrested or shot. So you don't really have the right to protest, do you? A cop cant just search your car or house, right? Unless he claims he heard something, or smelled something, neither of which can be proven. So a cop can search whatever he wants, as long as he pretends there was a "reason". So you dont have protection from unreasonable search and seizure, do you? These are no longer rights- they're things the cops allow.. for now. But legally, those rights have already been found to not actually be rights, because any random cop can decide to take that right from you, for any reason. It's insane.
These aren't like crazy things that I'm just making up, these aren't some weird twisted way I'm looking at something, these are all very real things that we all just.. ignore? Police abolitionists and the media bring these things up all the time, and the overwhelming response to it is: so what? Don't break the law and it won't matter. Blue lives matter. More police funding. Cops should have tanks. It's insane. And I always feel like im just rambling and sound insane when I say this kind of stuff because if you wrote a book and had the dystopian government doing the stuff that the police in this country do every single day, those same people who "back the blue" would line up to say stuff like "*Books government* wouldnt have a chance before us real americans stopped them" on twitter and not even get a hint of the irony.
"wanting to fuck pokemon" being a morality check for furries is so fucking funny I think fucking pokemon should be like, a baseline. if you don't want to suck off a goodra why are you here man
mom that has to go to work early one day so she asks big brother to take his little sister to school, but instead he just calls into the school and says she's sick while actively dumping load after load into her in the back of his van
im gonna force you to watch snuff videos with me. it scares you? you should be scared. it makes you feel sick to your stomach? good. you want to go home now? ohh sweet thing, youre not going home. im just showing you these videos to show you what ill be doing to you very soon.
you don't understand the only way to keep children safe is to isolate them from everyone except the people who are statistically most likely to abuse them
It heard from a very reliable source that bunnygirls are very tasty. And this bunny is very dumb and it would be easy to catch. It can even pretend to resist if you'd like that!!
bunnies are very delicious!! very sweet and easy on the stomach <3
It's free anytime if you'd like a dinner date :3
It heard from a very reliable source that bunnygirls are very tasty. And this bunny is very dumb and it would be easy to catch. It can even pretend to resist if you'd like that!!
They should make cigarettes with estrogen instead of nicotine, and instead of giving you cancer they make you pretty, and you can put them out on a masochist to make its tits bigger.
i really should get bit on the neck yk??
I don't really tend to see my sadism as very cruel. It comes from the same place as wanting to see you happy, or wanting to see you laugh. Wanting to see you cry, wanting to see you scream, wanting to see you break. They're all just feelings, and I want all of you. I'd cut your chest open to see more of you if I could still have you after, but ah well. Much of the sadistic component is just wanting to see and cause stronger emotions. A hands-on experience discovering what noises your lungs are capable of making. Is that really so unusual?