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laughn ---
a slow wag of his index finger, followed by a TSK sound that arthur had often heard older ladies making when he was younger ━ usually it meant they were disappointed in him or they had caught him doing something he wasn’t meant to be. the same hand then moved to cup the other’s face, pinching his cheeks together. he turns his head towards him, forcing his gaze. distracting him. “ what d’you think you’re doing? ” the words were spoken within masked malice, a simper offered as reassurance.
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WIDE BLUE EYES FLICKERED from one side to the other, laced with confusion, guilt, and a little bit of fear. It was the look of a man caught red handed ( Twice in one week? Damn- he really needed to get better at sneaking around ). " I was just lookin’. " Harley insisted with a whine garbled by the grip on his painted cheeks. The joker was damn lucky he'd remembered to set his grease today. " Y'told me 'paws off', and see? " He raised his hands and wiggled his fingers. True to his word, not a single digit had touched the forbidden fruit. " Paws remained inside the vehicle at all times. I just wanted a li'l peak. Y’can’t get mad at me for peakin’."
spdernoir ---
“ i don’t take kindly to grifters, fella. “ it felt strangely naked to be holding the revolver in his hand without the mask and trench covering his slimmer form – but it wasn’t like noir had any intention of using it. hell, he knew for a fact that the thing wasn’t even loaded. but he couldn’t exactly afford to have his personal belongings rifled through and taken. he could understand stealing to eat, but this? this was just self-absorption, greed in practice, nosiness. “ step away from the drawer and tell me what it does look like. “
" ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! Sheesh. " Harley couldnt decide what was more humiliating: the being caught, or being forced to spill the beans at gunpoint. " I'm turnin' around, so don't shoot. " The harlequin turned, true to word, hands still held in plain sight. He eyed the revolver uneasily before continuing: " I wasn't robbin' ya. I'm just... " A sigh. Defeat. “ I’m tryin’ to figure somethin’ out. So if ya could lemme take a looksie at your files, I’ll be outta your hair. “
AW, CRAP. Harley tensed as something pressed against his spine (a weapon- what kind he couldn’t tell, but it was safe to assume he SHOULDN’T MOVE A MUSCLE). Caught RED HANDED ! Damn him for being nosy by nature. “ Hey, hey, hey– take it easy, alright? “ Harley began anxiously, and sloooowly raised his hands in gloved surrender. The last thing he wanted was to set off someone’s hair-trigger. “ I swear this ain’t what it looks like! “
OPEN TO MUTUALS !
𝙸 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚊𝚗𝚍𝙸 𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸'𝙼 𝙻𝙾𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙼𝚈 𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳 !
indie & highly selective harley quinn. adult themes abound
𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙽𝚂𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙱𝙴𝚂 𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺 𝙾𝙵𝙵
Send for your muse to do one of the following to mine.
Carries, bridal style.
Kisses cheek.
Tickles sides.
Growls at
Tackles to the ground.
Slaps.
Cries in front of.
Holds and refuses to let go.
Protects.
KICKS.
Bites.
Holds hand.
Winks at.
Steals a kiss.
Dances with.
stabs.
Yells at
stares at.
Sniffs.
pats head.
Pins down.
Blocks their exit.
Glares at.
attacks.
gives flowers.
sings to.
proposes to.
gazes into their eyes.
blushes at.
asks out on a date.
breaks up with.
runs away from (flustered)
chases.
begs for forgiveness.
rejects them.
Sneaks up on.
gets caught following them.
Hides from
Scares them.
comforts them.
headbutts
nose boop.
forehead flick.
runs away with.
shares a treat.
flirts with.
BADLY, flirts with.
breaks down in front of them.
Cuddles with.
shoves away.
pulls in closer.
leans in to kiss but then stops themselves.
Tries to confess their feelings but chickens out.
reads to them
whispers into their ear
Invades personal space.
tries to make them laugh.
apologies to.
trips them.
catches them.
eyes them up and down.
smirks at
rolls eyes at
playfully shoves.
nonverbal starters prompts featuring nonverbal scenarios.
guide take them by the hand, arm, or shoulder to guide them.
shelter protect them.
shove push them.
loop drape an arm around their shoulders.
touch a gentle touch like rubbing their back, hugging them, holding their hand.
kiss a kiss on the cheek, knuckles, forehead, in their hair.
palm smack them upside the head.
bed rest gently push them back down when they try getting out of bed.
aid help them with a task.
note pass a note to them.
cry wipe away their tears.
wash wipe something off their forehead, cheek, so on.
bandage patch them up when they get hurt.
heal take care of them when they get sick.
book silently read a story with them.
carry pick them up.
scrap punch them.
cherry find blood on them.
sit help them sit down.
medical wake up in the hospital and find them holding their hand.
steer place a hand under their chin to make them look up.
beat dance with them.
stare stare them down.
off track get lost with them.
no shaking their head in disagreement.
yes nodding their head in agreement.
rush tackle them to the ground.
open hold the door open for them.
dreadsleep replied to your post “you look very handsome, but wearing a fishnet over socks has to be a...”
icb anon arrested u for fashion crimes on main unu
u cant arrest me anonymously come out and CUFF ME LIKE A MAN
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CLOWNS?
of course dean picked this case. the shotgun held at harley’s back was nearly SHAKING in his hands. jaw wired shut to keep himself from SCREAMING, sam kept it against the criminal’s spine. “ DON’T. MOVE. “ he warned witha tremor in his throat. unsteady, heaving, breaths quickened in pace at raised gloves. fuck me. “ don’t move. don’t breathe. just walk. ”
“ JESUS LOUISUS, you’re shakin’ more than Mimi Quinzel. “ Harley craned his neck in an awkward attempt to get a peak at the guy behind him. “ I ain’t gonna hurtchya, li’l guy. I’ll walk. “ he promised. “ Now put the gun down before y’hurt somebody! Like me! “
laughn· ---
just entertain him at least. he’s clearly enthusiastic to meet me. that small voice in the back of his mind uttering advice. the voice that sounded like arthur’s. the sensible part of him. the part of him that was doing this for a cause, not just for fun. the part of him that was DYING.
“ okay, okay “ greasepaint stained hands raise in defense. there’s a pause in thought. what did he want to know about? what information would benefit him in any way? gives a slight smirk, a tilt of his head. “ what’s your name? “ it was a simple question, but the answer could be quite useful to him in the future.
“ SEE? WAS THAT so hard? “ The lesser clown beamed, triumphant in this little win. “ Dr. Harlan Quinzel, at your service! But my friends get t’call me Harley. “ Please, call me Harley. “ None of ‘em really know I do all this..clown anarchy stuff, and it’s probably for the best considerin’...but it sorta gets lonely. “ Harley paused. “ Y'ever get lonely, Mr. J? “
laughter haunts the halls of the asylum ; she’ll escape just to carve a smile on your face to make you laugh – don’t trust her , that silent woman with a head full of insanity & a mouth full of hate with hands that are covered in your blood !
you look very handsome, but wearing a fishnet over socks has to be a crime i--
🔫🔫🔫 I hate when my toes poke thru the holes in fishnet let me live my best sensory life
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