immortalize

[harley-grant]

#you look like a bad boy project #and not a very good one

[sam-witz-blog]

It’s called self love, you should try sometime.

[harley-grant]

No need, blondie. I have a pretty healthy ego as it is. Plus, if I don’t love myself, other people will do it for me.

[harley-grant]

#you look like a bad boy project #and not a very good one

[sam-witz-blog]

Win? It is a goddamn tragedy for everyone who don’t fit those categories.

Of course, I shine as bright as the sun, obviously.

[harley-grant]

Someone has a hell of an ego. I can literally feel it suffocating me all the way from here.

[harley-grant]

#you look like a bad boy project #and not a very good one

[sam-witz-blog]

Homosexuals and clingy girlfriends? Aren’t they the audience for pretty much everything? Oh, please, if they try to shove Nicholas Sparks down anyone’s throats, it is not that subtle.

I would see it, but I suppose you get shadowed by my own light. You might be enough of my time, after all.

[harley-grant]

Pretty much. Plus, most chick flick caters for both homosexuals and clingy girlfriends, so it’s a win-win situation.

Something tells people often get shadowed by your light. Well, one can only hope.

[harley-grant]

#you look like a bad boy project #and not a very good one

[sam-witz-blog]

Oh, yeah, tons. It is the only thing I do with my life. Hell genius, there is a movie about it and everyone can see those stupid lines in any facebook of their girlfriends. Unfortunately.

Look at who is a bigger ray of sunshine as me! I believe that everyone who gets rough on the edges is way better.

[harley-grant]

At least he knows his audience. I’m sure he writes novels fully knowing that clingy girlfriends everywhere will be using the quotes on Facebook to subtlety tell their boyfriends to be more romantic.  

I’m a ray of fucking sunshine, alright. Can’t you tell? I’m all about the happier side of things. The rougher the edges, the better. I say.

[harley-grant]

#you look like a bad boy project #and not a very good one

[sam-witz-blog]

Yikes, this sounds exactly what the boy in the Nicholas Spark’s book said to the girl dying of cancer. You misspelled better. Everyone should use some judgement. It makes us grow.

[harley-grant]

Do you spend a lot of your time reading Nicholas Spark’s novels, huh? Nope, I still meant worse. No one changes for the better, everyone just ends up being more of a terrible person than what they were in the first place.

[harley-grant]

#you look like a bad boy project #and not a very good one

[sam-witz-blog]

I know. Try not to fall in love with me, please. Of course they are! Everyone loves charity.

[harley-grant]

I can't promise you that but I swear I'll try my best not too. I'm not surprised. Everyone loves judgement, it makes people change for the worse.

[harley-grant]

#you look like a bad boy project #and not a very good one

[sam-witz-blog]

It is like a hobby. One of my favorites. You’re welcome.

[harley-grant]

How charming. Are other people as appreciative as much when it comes to you passing judgement or am I the only one?

[harley-grant]

#you look like a bad boy project #and not a very good one

Kudos for the judgement, it was really appreciated.

[murddockz]

Casey Deidrick in Adventure Club video [x]

[lukemitchells]

[cherylblossom]

[iam-a-unicornn]

[harley-grant]

#you're a cop? #i will gladly let you tie me up any time

[julian-hunt]

Well I can’t exactly say no to the law, can I? I’m assuming a thorough strip search will take place as well.

[harley-grant]

I'd advise against it. Probably, I mean--it's a precaution and I'd like to see what I'm working with before hand.

[harley-grant]

#you're a cop? #i will gladly let you tie me up any time

[julian-hunt]

It’s great? Care to make this a reality because I am totally content with playing cops and robbers tonight.

[harley-grant]

As long as the night ends up with you bent over something and with your hands tied behind your back, I'm all for it.

[harley-grant]

#you're a cop? #i will gladly let you tie me up any time

Kinky. It gives me a sick kind of pleasure knowing that I can use my handcuffs for something other than catching criminals.

[lukemitchells]

[harley-grant]

Tommy Calligan + his detective badge