live as a villain, die as a hero

#you look like a bad boy project #and not a very good one

No need, blondie. I have a pretty healthy ego as it is. Plus, if I don’t love myself, other people will do it for me.

God, why did I find men who give me sentences that I can reply with your mother? This is too Freudian to me.

#that bohemian chic look is more like hobo

Most people find the hobo look charming, y’know. Clearly you’re not one of those people.

You know that it doesn’t count if it is your mother, right?

#that bohemian chic look is more like hobo

Classy or any formation of the word isn’t part of my vocabulary, so I gotta hand that to ya.

I can see it all around your hobo look. It does not surprise me at all.

#you look like a bad boy project #and not a very good one

Someone has a hell of an ego. I can literally feel it suffocating me all the way from here.

It’s called self love, you should try sometime.

#that bohemian chic look is more like hobo

And here I thought we wouldn’t have anything in common.

── I suppose we do, I just pull better and classier.

#you look like a bad boy project #and not a very good one

Pretty much. Plus, most chick flick caters for both homosexuals and clingy girlfriends, so it’s a win-win situation.

Something tells people often get shadowed by your light. Well, one can only hope.

Win? It is a goddamn tragedy for everyone who don’t fit those categories.

Of course, I shine as bright as the sun, obviously.

#that bohemian chic look is more like hobo

Thank god for that. I wasn’t sure if you would be able to sense the sarcasm or not.

It takes one little shit to recognize another.

#you look like a bad boy project #and not a very good one

At least he knows his audience. I’m sure he writes novels fully knowing that clingy girlfriends everywhere will be using the quotes on Facebook to subtlety tell their boyfriends to be more romantic.

I’m a ray of fucking sunshine, alright. Can’t you tell? I’m all about the happier side of things. The rougher the edges, the better. I say.

Homosexuals and clingy girlfriends? Aren’t they the audience for pretty much everything? Oh, please, if they try to shove Nicholas Sparks down anyone’s throats, it is not that subtle.

I would see it, but I suppose you get shadowed by my own light. You might be enough of my time, after all.

#you look like a bad boy project #and not a very good one

Do you spend a lot of your time reading Nicholas Spark’s novels, huh? Nope, I still meant worse. No one changes for the better, everyone just ends up being more of a terrible person than what they were in the first place.

Oh, yeah, tons. It is the only thing I do with my life. Hell genius, there is a movie about it and everyone can see those stupid lines in any facebook of their girlfriends. Unfortunately.

Look at who is a bigger ray of sunshine as me! I believe that everyone who gets rough on the edges is way better.

#that bohemian chic look is more like hobo

And how’s that going for ya? Do you make many friends by winning all the time?

My first thought is to say that is none of your business, but since I can feel your sarcasm, I have enough.

#that bohemian chic look is more like hobo

Something tells me you win a lot by annoying people.

I never lose. There is no fun in losing.

#you look like a bad boy project #and not a very good one

I can’t promise you that but I swear I’ll try my best not too. I’m not surprised. Everyone loves judgement, it makes people change for the worse.