honey you give me a sugar rush

“Destiny is for losers.It's just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen”

[loganxreyes]

  It is true. Well, the number one thing I don’t understand is why the fuck you ask us if you look fat in a dress or if you gained weight and why you get mad at us when we tell you that there are clothes that suit you better. So, that’s on top of it.

[harleylovedawson]

Because, girls want you to lie and tell them they look beautiful all the time. I don't do that because honestly it's sort of a trap, but some do.

[loganxreyes]

  That is something that will never ever happen.

[harleylovedawson]

That can't be true. What else is on that list?

[loganxreyes]

  It grows all the time, so yeah, it’s pretty long.

[harleylovedawson]

Do you ever cross anything off the list?

[tonkintagious]

  That maybe ignorance is bliss after all.

[harleylovedawson]

Ignorance is just stupid.

[oliver-stclair]

  No, I wouldn’t. I’m quite comfortable with my body, though, so I don’t see the need to. Would you? 

[harleylovedawson]

Well good for you. Me? Do you think I would need to do something like that?

[loganxreyes]

  Right. I’ll just list that under ‘Things that confuse me about women’.

[harleylovedawson]

Is that a long list you got there?

[lovelymargo]

  I’m sorry I forgot some of us aren’t used to smelling high quality eau de parfum.

[harleylovedawson]

No, I'm used to it. I'm not used to being assaulted by the stench when I'm still ten feet away from you.

[loganxreyes]

  Is there a problem?

[harleylovedawson]

No, nothing...

[oliver-stclair]

  Wow, cheapest boob job right there… I’m also worried about how many teens went to the hospital wing asking Madam Pomfrey for help cause the spell had gone horribly wrong. 

[harleylovedawson]

Yeah, but be honest...would you have tried that stunt if you had the opportunity at Hogwarts?

[lovelymargo]

  What’s wrong?

[harleylovedawson]

Don't take this the wrong  way sweetheart, but go easy on the perfume.

[harleylovedawson]

Excuse me.

[oliver-stclair]

How many hospital visits do you think St.Mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick?

[harleylovedawson]

Wow...I didn't even consider how many of the girls got easy boob jobs with that spell.

[tonkintagious]

I think that there are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn’t true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true. I’m not sure which side I’m on and I don’t think that I wants to find out, either.

[harleylovedawson]

So your point is....?

[pandorasurrey-blog]

—-Do I have something on my face for you to just keep staring at me like that?

[harleylovedawson]

Just trying to figure out if you're actually a bitch or just have resting bitch face.

[evuhns]

[harleylovedawson]

Food?

[evuhns]

"Well, you know what they say, it’s six a’clock somewhere."

[harleylovedawson]

Cheers to that.

[nadiasargent-blog1]

Accidentally spilled a coke in a woman’s cleavage today. It was very… sticky.

[harleylovedawson]

And how did that go over for you?