Hordes Galore

Hoarder of snacks and people, fangirl of many things that would make people blush and staunch believer in the power of fuck you

[56kilobits]

new key visual for the Shadowbringers free trial

full res from press site

[importantpics]

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

[thedeepthought]

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

[todays-xkcd]

In 1899, people were walking around shouting '23' at each other and laughing, and confused reporters were writing articles trying to figure out what it meant.

Funny Numbers [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[A banner is hanging from the ceiling with a large line of text above a smaller one:] Mathematical society 2025 meeting

[Below the banner there are four people, three of them are standing close together to the left with Hairbun leftmost addressing Cueball and Megan who is looking at her. Ponytail is standing to the far right next to a whiteboard, and is using a marker to circle round the last of several items on the board.] Hairbun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? Cueball: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. Megan: Aww, I'm glad to hear they're still doing that. Ponytail: I'll add it to the list.

[The board generally contains two columns of numbers, the first row having text after its number, thus across both columns. The last pair of digits is the new 'number' circled round by Ponytail. From top, in reading order, they are:] 23 (skidoo!) 42 1,337 69 58,008 420 6 7

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

poll song #710

[chongoblog]

How does one be more Jenny-like?

Here are a few tips:

-Love yourself. Even the parts that aren’t the best. Because they’re still you.

-Never apologize for being yourself. When you apologize, it shouldn’t be because you preemptively believe you’re being annoying. You apologize when you know you’ve hurt someone.

-Trust that the people you care about will let you know if you encroach upon their boundaries, and do not be afraid to do the same for them

-Never stop being kind

-Becoming your best self is a lifelong effort. Don’t be afraid to give yourself time.

-Freaks can’t find their fellow freaks if they hide what makes them freaky

-If the only thing stopping you from doing something is what others will think of you, then that’s not a good enough reason.

-It is not wasteful to rest

-We as human beings have used our free will to learn how to live life in wonderful ways that were unimaginable in the past. If you are able to live a life you wish to live, then you should take that opportunity.

-Don’t be afraid to love

[chongoblog]

The Jen Commandments

[sexhaver]

that clips of the nazi at University of Washington who starts throwing seig heils and shouting slurs in a gender studies lecture before getting chased outside by THE ENTIRE LECTURE is the funniest shit ive ever seen because 1. they keep releasing more angles of it 2. this happens in their campus square, which is without exaggeration the single largest flat, paved, vacant area i have ever seen that isn't a parking lot, and 3. it's like 200 people bearing down on one (1) dude. someone posted an aerial shot and it looks like when you fuck up in the scouting phase of an RTS and accidentally pull aggro from the entire enemy home base

[sexhaver]

he's the one in the light blue shirt at the very top

[jessilynallendilla]

here's a news clip

[chongoblog]

[blondebrainpowered]

A Masking crab wearing a Sea anemone like a chef’s hat.

A Sea anemone masquerading as a chef's hat on a Masking crab.

[bibliophilicbi]

Poseidon, having been penetrated as much as Zeus: How will you sleep at night? >:(

Ody, wife is life: Next to my wife.

Hera and Aphrodite:

[gotstabbedbyapen]

"Ody, get away from the ledge" - Eurylochus called Odysseus "Ody" too

"I'll stay in your heart" - Same thing Anticlea sang to Odysseus

"Stay in my open arms" - And Polites too

Calypso I know you're trying to calm Odysseus but are you realizing you're literally pushing him further to jump 🙃

[foopsie-daisy]

Some epic doodles ive had in the vault

[raointean]

[miciopersonellasiepe-deactivate]

Personal space? We don't do that here

+ small bonus

[astroidgarden]

Was lookjng at the CampHalfBlood Wikki and I saw this

[holymotherofwmps-the-reblogging]

He could be Hermes baby instead.

Hermes invented the lyre (soon given to Apollo) so he has that connection to music. Plus Hermes was an ancestor of Odysseus and Jay has this deity in his cast™️ possibly urging him to make a musical about his other famous descendant behind the scenes 👀

I rest my case.

[mischiefmaker615]

[insonniacaotica]

Some of the things that have been living in my head since I first listened to Epic

Part 1

The way Odysseus says Penelope and Telemachus' names from the very first song

From the first moment. Odysseus says "I fight for us" because he doesn't fight for himself, but for his family

Odysseus' first thought when he heard the prophecy was: "I could raise him as my own"

The way Odysseus' voice changes to something so soft the first time he says Polites' name

He and Polites are the ones who have to "try to find a way no one ends up dead", because Ody does NOT want to kill anyone

All of EPIC can be seen as the opposition of the lyrics of "Open Arms" and "Warrior of the Mind" but Odysseus always ends up doing what "Just a man" would do.