Tentacles, bitch

It's almost human!

[sanctusoctopodus]

hello followers of the sanctusoctopodus blog

hi. i just wanted to let everyone know that i'm gonna be a little more liberal with my reblogs of 18+ content, mostly in the form of text. this is your heads up that i will not tag it. my tags are for commentary purposes only. i am 30+ and this is my blog for me and i'll be running it the same way i've been running it for the past 10+ years. i am tired do not come at me about it.

i am telling you now to unfollow me if that's a dealbreaker. you don't have to tell me you're unfollowing, you can just.... hit that unfollow button. block me too if your feelings are that strong, even if we're mutuals.

[thehumantrampoline]

This is your reminder today that Irene Adler in the original Conan Doyle story is literally not a criminal. She never commits a crime.

[thehumantrampoline]

Nor is she a seductress in any kind of negative or manipulative sense - she has a mutual relationship with a powerful man who then breaks up with her, and afterwards she keeps protection against him in the form of evidence that the relationship existed. She HAS blackmail material, she even waves it at him threateningly because he treated her like shit, but she never even uses it.

Irene Adler is not a thief, femme fatale, or blackmailer. She's just a cool lady that wants to be left alone.

[thehumantrampoline]

@delphi-star You do recall correctly!! She does not give a shit about that man! She's happily married! She tipped him for being a witness at her wedding!

If your Sherlock Holmes adaptation has a character whose identifying qualities are that she is a seductive criminal in love with Holmes, you have created a character that is basically the literal opposite of Irene Adler and you should name her something else.

[thehumantrampoline]

I think it's a little funny that there's been a trend in the tags of this lately to assume I was coming specifically for BBC Sherlock, and you're not WRONG, I'm literally always coming for BBC Sherlock, but I'm also coming for every single pastiche I've eve seen. I think I was specifically thinking of the Guy Ritchie movie here, actually, but I do even mean Elementary, I mean all of them, every single Irene Adler who does sexy crime or is attracted to Holmes. I've literally never seen an Irene in anything other than a page-accurate straight adaptation of Scandal that isn't one of those two things. Every adaptation needs to leave my girl alone

[taylortut]

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

[rouge-wall-enthusiast]

“The Family Dog” by Deaf artist Susan Dupor, 1991

[sparrowlucero]

artfight attack on @deinocheirus. Chuck!

[justjasper]

Eye Colour Moodboard Meme

[beardedmrbean]

[typoraccoon]

thinking

[tlirsgender]

"Consensual, but still weird" is underrated in toxic freaky shipping world. There are many ways you can make it weird while still having everyone agree to it

[tlirsgender]

They consented but at what cost

[fangs-4-fags]

my favorite thing about crocodiles is yeah they're fantastic swimmers and yeah they can run pretty fast and yeah the smaller ones can even climb trees but also. they don't wanna do any of that shit. they just go no, no thanks. that's not for me. i think i'll just wait for someone to mistake me for a log and get too close. and then i'll eat them. many reptiles love this strategy but none pull it off like the humble croc

[mortinfamiart]

Today was an awful day at work, I wanted do draw something but I had so much to do.. But I still wanted to upload something, and I feel like putting this one in here, even if it’s pretty old (I think i did this a month ago).

Also, this is for the 2 sweet sweet anons I get in the last weekend, who asked me for some adoribull again! C: 

[mammalianmammals]

[straycatj]

放置物

Abandoned items

[unsolids-your-snake]

My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it

They see a time skip of any length and go

[icy-spicy]

[unsolids-your-snake]

I love this energy

[celduo]

their 'nightly routine' as they call it

[willgrahamscock]

why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.

[willgrahamscock]

you're missing out on all the crazy euphoric moments where you execute an idea flawlessly, sending it to your friends and feeling the genuine happiness at their reactions to something you made authentically. you're robbing yourself of something beautiful.

and I get it, writers block, artists block, depression can really be terrible, but once you break out of it (and you will) it will feel like climbing Mount Everest.

[willgrahamscock]

peace and love on planet earth! you are saving the environment AND you’re cool!

[willgrahamscock]

WE ARE PROUD OF YOU!!!!

[exhuastedpigeon]

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

[the-big-mood]