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@harold-and-george
Hi we are George Beard and Harold Hutchins, currently Harold posting George was too lazy
We are new to Tumblr so a bit about us
We both have AD/HD, my favorite food is latkes while Georges is fish, George favorite color is red mine is lilac.
We will post mostly random stuff but maybe we'll post about Dogman or Captain Underpants
Ooc: Rules: keep everything SFW these are minors (poster included), asks are welcomed, anything inappropriate you are blocked and reported. keep it PG alright
George: Hey Harold, if we ever see Kipper out in public what would you do?
Harold: Follow him home and spray pepper spray into his ventilation system
George: What the fuck is wrong with you!
Harold: I have a pretty active imagination and watching horror movies doesnt help it. And i also just hate his fucking guts
George: Maybe you should go to therapy instead of me.
Harold: no
George: Hey, you know that girl, Loretta I think is her name?
Harold: Oh yeah I know her. She's really cool in my opinion love the style and I really wanna talk to her more
George: Yeah, I like her style too. I was wondering if she had tips on where she got her clothes, I love the Gothic look, I really want to try it out.
Harold: she spends a lot of time with Melvin so maybe we could probably find her in the art or music room after school
George: Definitely, let's stay after to see.
Harold: okay fine with me
@cuntycore (this is my au they probably act differently from yours)
Harold: George how many bones have you broken
George: *counting on his hands* Uhh, I think around 4 or 5.
Harold: and they are
George: cracked skull, broken leg, hairline fractures in both my arms, and that's it.
Harold: how are you alive
George: I constantly ask why I'm alive.
Harold: stop
George: Is Petey's dad just your dad?
Harold: yes he is
George: Of course.
Harold: *watching the news*
George: Why are you watching news happening in... Colorado?
Harold: they found my dad
George: Holy shit.
Harold: he's a fucking dead man
George: is he being charged there or?
Harold: They're bringing him back here
George: OK.
Harold: im bored
George: Wanna kill someone?
Harold: yeah sure where's the pepper spray and hitlist
George: I was joking- IM SORRY WE HAVE A HITLIST
Harold: yeah
George: Who's number 1?
Harold: my dad
George: Why did I even ask.
Pretty sure you cant kill someone who's already dead....
....
.... Go try it anyway
Harold: no Sammy the thing is no one knows if my dad ever went to jail or is dead. He ran off before they got a chance to arrest him
And I'm so mad that he escaped death row. He was going to get the electric chair i believe
Harold: im bored
George: Wanna kill someone?
Harold: yeah sure where's the pepper spray and hitlist
George: I was joking- IM SORRY WE HAVE A HITLIST
Harold: yeah
George: Who's number 1?
Harold: my dad
George: Why did I even ask.
George: Harold, is that your mom's credit card?
Harold: yes it is what are you gonna do about it
George: Uh, nothing. Now come on, we gotta hurry and buy some cool shit before she realizes.
Harold: i keep forgetting your just as evil as me or even more at times
George: Yeah, now hurry!
Harold: I'm coming
Harold: Did you know that during the Carboniferous period there was an insect known as Arthropleura that was a giant millipede that grew to an alleged length of 8 feet!
George: I didn't need to know that.
Harold: would you prefer my ocean facts
George: HELL NO! The last fact you told was about that squid with knees
Harold: the Long-Armed Squid how dare you not use his proper name
George: Why are you like this?
Harold: I got the 'random facts' AD/HD deal with it
Harold: why does my mom almost always come back drunk at like 11 o'clock at night
George: You tell me to call the police on my parents for leaving me home alone for weeks at a time then you bring this up like its a normal thing.
Harold: for me it is
George: Of course.
Harold: hey @s4mmys-bullsh1t did George go over to your place last night cause he isnt at his house and he never leaves his house without good reason
Hm? Oh ya! He did. His parents are gone out again im pretty sure.
If you want you can come over aswell, we've just been hanging around and playing cards and drawing.
Harold: I would love to come over I'll bring a few games as well
See you in a bit
Harold: hey @s4mmys-bullsh1t did George go over to your place last night cause he isnt at his house and he never leaves his house without good reason
George: Harold, what did you're dad get arrested for again?
Harold: I forget mostly because he got bailed out
George: So where's he living now?
Harold: in a grave
George: Oh.
George: Remember the post saying CPS was at my house?
So, an explanation about that.
My parents tend to leave me home alone for long periods of time, longest was 3 weeks.
Somehow, I don't even know how, someone found out about it and called the police.
It took a while (and a lot of lying) to get them off the hook and me not back in the foster system.
Haold: just so you know parents leaving a 10-11 year old home alone for 3 WEEKS is not exactly....normal right?
George: what do you mean? I know many people who parents do the exact same thing.
Harold: I'm calling your therapist
Hi guys, George Beard.
So Harold broke the phone we were using and his mom decided to not get him a new one for a month as a punishment.
Harold: We finally got a new one today!
Ooc: no literally I dropped down the stairs im a fucking dumbass cause I didn't put a fucking case on it
So George is grounded for sneaking out in the middle of the night
No idea why but I'll get back to you guys on that later
~~~couple minutes later~~~
So good and bad news
Good news is George is un-grounded
Bad news is there's social workers and a possible CPS worker at his house
