Curious about the world from inception, Harper Jaye Pillersdorf was originally scheduled for birth on December 13, 2010. Periodically, Harper would fake issues in the womb in hopes of entering the world a little early. A phony varix vein was her key to escape and she finally got her wish on November 26, 2010 at Lenox Hill Hospital in New York City.
The Crasian Baby was born.
Twenty-two months later there were two. Same hospital, another cord issue. On September 19, 2012 Lucas Dylan Pillersdorf was born.
His sister looked at him, smacked him upside the head and realized he was a Crasian Baby Too.
Happy birthday to my toughest, smartest, b*tchiest, most beautifullest favorite daughter. Keep catching those woahs (whatever that is). Love, The World’s Most Annoying Dad #crasianteenager https://www.instagram.com/p/B5VycqvnMynM0hjvfb1ot4rnsP321iPMh3AVTw0/?igshid=1rqjyde0bek6r
Forty’s the new, like, maybe 27-ish. Happy Birthday to the love of my life. Here’s to forty (plus) more of poppin tags and raising evil children #babymama #crasians #gotonemore inya? (at The Mall Luxury Outlets - Firenze) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzQt9l5HisZlyN8Rq7PRBZYybvGSxX-rutbs4o0/?igshid=kabmhloggx5b
Momma is definitely looking down and smiling on this one. Contrary to popular belief, no advanced bribes given on this one. Proud dad just trying to keep’em off the pole. https://www.instagram.com/p/BxBHcoCHh71DKg8hxBgG1434Gs5FpDS7Z0KDQ00/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ada6vclnbin
Happy Birthday pretty girl. Damn...68, bitch you’d be getting old. Miss ya. (And don’t worry, not much has changed, your daughter still errs on the side of tears at all times) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtDJ6S8nRJD2-UyI49K6v7Yk0EtV_O-ZjjPbDM0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1flryd6bs7r6c
The drip is real. Mostly because those pull-ups don’t hold like regular diapers. #crasianelf Unrelated...life dream accomplished for the second time, taking both boys the first of many basketball games. https://www.instagram.com/p/BsoVj4Qna9u2xGiu96as6SwhztuhjZKrj_Ul-g0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hwjlirpcwrb6
One year ago today we lost this angel. Missing her more everyday. Trying to make her proud, well, maybe just trying not to embarrass her. Rest easy momma.
Met Life Stadium, a classy place for your kids to hear words like "f*ck, sh*t, motherf*cker, cocksucker" coming out of other people's mouth besides their father. #earmuffsLJ