You're here, so now what?
Hey, thanks for ending up my corner of the Internet. If you're here, it's probably because you're really horny or you like F1 (or some combination of the two). Below the cut, you can find some fun stuff! And by fun stuff, I mean facts about me as well as a master list of all my work on ao3.
About Me
I'm 30 - (Aries/Sag/Virgo)
I use she/her pronouns
I'm American & live in NYC
I'm bisexual. I also consider myself polyamorous but am incredibly single and have been for several years.
I'm AuDHD & also have several physical, chronic illnesses. Unfortunately pain and depression are very real parts of my life.
I have a rabbit - his name is Milton! I would literally kill for him. His birthday is in January <3
I love animals in general. I grew up riding horses (because I was afraid of any sports with a ball) and rode the hunter/jumpers. As an adult I've done some eventing and dressage, but am not actively riding at the moment.
I can't wait for the day I can afford to have a dog again, as I really love dog training and canine sports!
I have a niche job in finance
^^ why this is noteworthy, I guess, is because a) I did not go to a target school b) Im a woman c) I have visible tattoos and piercings and my hair is a rainbow color not a "grown from my scalp color"
INFJ-T; enneagram type 8w4
So you wanna read something, huh?
As BoxboxBaby
The Drive of Your Life Verse
Road to the Altar (WC: 113k+ | Omegaverse AU | Rating: Explicit)
Pairings: Lando x Oscar; Max V x Daniel; (others that would give away plot points - pls feel free to ask me though)
Despite the relationship being new, the heart wants what the heart wants, and Lando knows for him that the only person he wants to spend the rest of his life with is Oscar. Sure, it'll make work harder, make their friend groups clash, and there might be a fist fight somewhere in the middle, but none of that matters if they can be together in the end. Hopefully, hopefully they can make it to the altar in one piece.
Most Recent Chapter (Chapter 37: 5-May-24)
Road to the Altar: Detours Edition
Check Your Mirrors: Rearview 1 (WC: 1.5k | RttA Flashback | Rating: Mature [for strong language]) Featuring Lando & Max V
Surfboards & Bite Marks (WC: 1.7k | RttA A/B/O Smut | Rating: Explicit) Pairing: Lando x Oscar
Stand Alone Fics
Fat Dick Spirit (WC: 974 | Post-Race Ficlet | Rating: Mature [for strong language]) Featuring: Lando : Oscar : Carlos
It's a sprint weekend in Qatar for Formula 1, and Grand Prix qualifying does not go according to plan for Lando, Oscar, or Carlos. Everyone knows that misery loves company, and everyone always says that laughter is the best medicine. Perhaps the broody men have found the new secret to getting ahead.
Maybe You Should Finish First (WC: 1.5k | PwP/Smut | Rating: Explicit) Pairing: Lando x Oscar
Oscar takes his first Formula 1 race win before Lando; Lando discovers some new things about himself and Oscar. Alternatively - Lando likes being called Daddy and moonlighting as a vampire.
Rabbit, Rabbit (it takes a village) (WC 24,5k | MPreg/Folklore | Rating: Mature) Pairing: Oscar x Jenson, Oscar x Lando
rabbit, rabbit: a superstition in Britain and North America where a person says 'rabbit, rabbit' aloud as the first thing upon waking up on the first of the month, then they shall have good luck throughout When Oscar opens his shower curtain and finds baby bunnies in his bathtub, he knows he's fucked. He doesn't know where they came from, but he knows why they're here. Quite a bit of chaos ensues as he works to adjust to his new normal, and he does his best to try and grow as a person in the process.
Do Papayas Grow On Trees (WC: 4.1k | Impact Play | Rating: Explicit) Pairing: Lando x Oscar
Oscar has broken a rule, and so Lando needs to punish him. Will Oscar comply with his punishment, or will he continue to be a brat?
small dick, big heart (WC: 1.1k | Body Worship | Rating: Explicit) Pairing: Max V x Daniel
Daniel has a small cock but Max doesn't give a fuck; he thinks his boyfriend is perfect just the way he is.
little titty baby [WIP] (WC: 1.5k+ | A/B/O, Lactation, MPreg | Rating: Explicit) Pairing: Max V [Pack Omega] x Oscar [Ranked Alpha]
Omega Max wakes up in the middle of the night, his tits painful and leaking from becoming engorged. While this isn't his first breeding rodeo, it is Oscar's, and so he intends to teach the young Alpha exactly how he can make himself useful and relieve some of the pressure.
friction (WC: 1.2k | Masturbation & Voyeurism | Rating: Explicit) Pairing: Max V x Daniel
Max humps his pillow like there's no tomorrow.
oopsie daisy. [WIP] (WC: 2.4k+ | Omorashi | Rating: Explicit) Pairing: Max V x Lando
When Max and Lando get stuck in horrendous traffic, Lando seriously wishes he made better choices before they got in the car, and Max learns something new about himself. Later on, they discuss what happened and then try it again - intentionally this time.
oasis (WC: 1.6k | Ass Eating/Neediness | Rating: Explicit | Pairing: Lando x Oscar
Lando is absolutely starving to death until he finds what it is that'll sustain him; that being the sweet oasis that is Oscar Piastri's ass.
a lifetime doesn't always mean forever (WC: 2.5k | Vampire Sex | Rating: Explicit) Pairing: Lando x Oscar
Oscar is a vampire, Lando isn't. Lando wants Oscar to turn him into a vampire, but Oscar isn't sure if he can maintain his composure and is afraid he might kill Lando in the process.
percolating. (WC: 6.6k | Coffee Shop AU/Pining/Idiots in Love | Rating: Mature) Pairing: Lando x Oscar
Oscar owns a successful coffee shop and is basically married to his work. Lando hates coffee and yet he goes to Oscar's coffee shop every day. Sometimes love takes time to brew. This was a prompt fill for @landofest2024
track limits (you nasty thing) (WC: 2.5k | Post-Austria '24 Sex | Rating: Explicit) Pairing: Lando x Max V
After the on-track incident in Austria, Lando has a plan to use Max to his own benefit. Everyone gets off, but does Lando's plan really come to fruition?
ask & you shall receive [WIP] (WC: n/a | Mixed | Rating: Explicit) Pairing: Varies
A collection of drabbles and ficlets thanks to prompts I've received on Tumblr. Scenario/Kink is in the chapter title. Tags to be updated as things are added. 1. Kink Negotiation - Lando x Oscar 2. a/b/o (heat) -Lando x Oscar 3. Implied Smut - Nico x Jenson
sandwich bag (WC: 1.5k | Death/Suicide | Rating: Mature) Pairing: Lando x Oscar
The public knows there’s a picture of Lando in his car, just like how Checo used to drive with the dead pope. That's what they think he means - the picture in his car. He definitely doesn't. He means the sandwich bag. That’s who his husband is now. Not stardust but literal dust - tiny little remnants of a life well spent.
As LittleLandosDayDreams - Lando's Land
an F1 little verse
Under the pseud LittleLandosDayDreams lives Lando's Lando. I also have a sideblog for this AU - prompts requests are currently open over there! You can find it here!
Stand Alone
Socks & Stuffies & Sleepytime (WC: 13k | Babysitting | Rating: Teen)
Caregivers Oscar, Daniel, and Carlos have bonded over the love and stress of making sure their littles are happy and well taken care of. On this particular weekend, it's Oscar's turn to have all three of their boys of the whole day, letting the other duo go and have some much needed adult time. Charles is a darling, Lando is a handful, and Max is starting the day off on a sour note after not getting enough sleep. But Oscar is prepared for this - he has a plan. This isn't the first time he's had all three boys in his care, so how hard can it be?
Flag on the Play [1 of 2] (WC: 3k+ | Time Out | Rating: Mature)
A retrospective look at how Oscar and Lando both view time outs and correcting unwanted behavior, both in their Caregiver/little roles, and as their normal selves in their romantic relationship.
priceless art (in someone else's gallery) [2 of 3] (WC: 2.7k+ | Emergency Change of Plans | Rating: Mature)
When a family emergency takes place in the middle of the night, Oscar has to make a tough call and leaves Little Lando in Carlos's care. Neither Oscar nor Carlos finds the situation ideal, and both of their hearts are in pieces for different reasons.
Daydreams of You - a fillet/prompt/drabble collection
pretty as a cupcake (WC: 599 | Fluff & Big Feelings | Rating: Teen)














