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“ I am completely unashamed to say Captain Un.derpants is probably my favorite movie ever, in the history of all movies. “

#He's the hero nobody needs #but everybody wants #a true icon #;;IC #;;MUSE UPDATE #[ listen he's overjoyed ]

Oh right matts been time traveling

“ Uh… no. “

Sorry, folks. That’s not something he’s inclined to believe.

#;;IC #;;IC ANSWERS #Anonymous

lookstodiefor:

I was just wondering where you were, okay? Yeesh. Can’t a guy think about his roommates every once in a while?

Oh. Uh… no, no, it’s nothing like that. I’ve just been… you know. Around.

I’m honestly surprised if people actually think about me as more than a passing thought. I don’t know what you want me to say.

N... no, I don’t think you have. Because I’ve been around. And I feel like, at some point, our schedules might’ve matched up by now.

#lookstodiefor #;;IC

lookstodiefor:

#Since when do you care where I am #*I* don’t even care where I am half the time.

Nice to see you too, buddy.

What? I’m genuinely curious!

But speaking of, where the hell have you been? I feel like I haven’t seen you in ages. You didn’t move out, did you?

#lookstodiefor #;;IC

You paged?

#Since when do you care where I am #*I* don't even care where I am half the time.#;;IC #;;DASH COMM #[ why wouldn't matt care where you at wtf ]#lookstodiefor

[ guys. I fucking caved and made a multimuse. /guys/. ]

#I love my boys a lot #and this is where I am more often now #tbh #;;SELF PROMO

#;;OOC TAG #;TBD

#amazing #;;OOC TAG #;TBD

my-name-is-void-deactivated2015

I’m too short for this shit

me trying to reach anything ever (via starveincd)

#are you kidding me #;;IC #;;ABOUT

What does Jeff think of Tom's roommates?

“ They’re... his roommates, I don’t know. “

Give him a little less credit. For as much as he talks to them, or at least Edd, he doesn’t think very much of them.

“ Edd’s alright. He doesn’t seem to have much beef with me. Not sure how I feel about Tord. “ But he’s going to lean towards... not good. He doesn’t feel great about that kid.

“ Matt is fucking HILARIOUS though! That kid’s a walking fire tornado! Brings a tear to my eye every time.... “

#;;IC #;;IC ANSWERS #Anonymous

Jeff, what do you think of Tammy? Are there any people in Tom's life you foresee being a problem for you?

“ She’s... a vision. A veritable dream queen. “

He knows better than to talk shit about Tom’s sister. That never did end well for him.

“ But why should I see anybody as a problem? They barely know I exist. Tom doesn’t complain about me. Hell, he even seems to welcome my presence for some reason. “

“ I can do whatever I want around here, and I’m damn near untouchable to boot. “

#[ remember when jeffrey was a passive lazy demon that just kinda hung out in tom's head ]#;;IC #;;IC ANSWERS #Anonymous

[ IT’S 2017 CUT YOUR FUCKING POSTS

IT’S 2017 STOP RPING ON ASKS AND NOT TRIMMING THEM ]

#WHY IS THIS SUCH A CONCEPT #;;OOC TAG #;TBD

Do you see yourself with kids eventually? Cute twins, maybe?

“ That’s... oddly specific. “

Cute twins? ... That’d be cute. Obviously, he supposes.

“ I mean... not really. That’s not to say I wouldn’t like any; I’m just not sure I see it happening. “

#;;IC #;;IC ANSWERS #Anonymous

Why does getting rid of something possessing you feel wrong??

“ Because it’s like–. I don’t know! He’s not terrible… all the time. And he’s done a lot for me! Plus, how am I supposed to tune out of a boring conversation if I don’t have someone to take the reins? It’s mutually beneficial; I don’t fucking know. “

#[ tom ]#;;IC #;;IC ANSWERS #Anonymous

tordskii replied to your post: Yup. Six.

“This is slander.”

“ No, this is Tom. The least you could do is get my name right. “

#tordskii #;;IC #[ git gud tord ]

Tom, have you ever tried an exorcism?

“ I’ve… considered it. “

Something Jeffrey seems to buzz with discontent at inside his head. Understandably so.

“ But he’s also saved my ass a few times, and my friends on top of it. And... I’unno. Stuff. It feels... wrong? “

#[ he also probably tried once and jeffrey flat out killed that dude ]#[ so ]#;;IC #;;IC ANSWERS

Yup. Six.

What, is my boy not good enough?

“ Six terabytes. “ Not even just one. That would be... marginally more acceptable. Marginally. “ I mean, he’s a grown ass adult. If he wants to give himself carpal tunnel out of spite, then he’s more than welcome to. “

#[ exhaustion ]#;;IC #;;IC ANSWERS #Anonymous

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