To Atlas the Land, Zeus the Sheep

Nothing extraordinary, bar my appetite

[funkidrops]

this is art

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[hijerking]

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again

[finallyiveflown-deactivated2016]

I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[hentaidaddy666]

[icachondeo]

[theglasschild]

“Icarus. The original myth had two parts. Daedalus said to his son, ‘I fashioned these wings for you. Two rules. Don’t fly too high, or the sun will melt the wax. But, more important, son, don’t fly too low. Because if you fly too low, the water and the waves will surely weigh down the wings, and you will die.’ We’ve left out the second part of the myth. We don’t say to people anymore, ‘Don’t fly too low.’ All we do from the time they are 4 years old is warn them against hubris. We have created this industrially led structure that says: How dare you.”

– Seth Godin

[lettersfromtitan]

I will reblog this every single time I see it

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[jewlsies]

those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

sometimes u just gotta get over urself

[atlasri3ing]

this made me cry I needed it so bad

[emocommunism-deactivated2017041]

[artimadare]

“How seals move on land” -bubbubbubbubbubbub-

[gay-angry-transman]

omg they’re so cute I love them

[killing-for-candy]

Let it be known that if Luke Skywalker dies at the hand of Kylo Ren, or inadvertently because of him, I will loathe him forever. I will hate him more than I hated Joffrey Baratheon or Dolores Umbridge. He already took Han from me, which is inexcusable. I already don’t care for him (not necessarily his fault, mostly because of the R*ylo shippers), but if he so much as touches my boy Luke, I will want Finn, Rey, or Poe to destroy him.

[resistancepilotfinn]

if kylo ren kills luke skywalker i don’t care how much time or money or scientists it takes i will develop the technology to make myself capable of crossing right into whatever dimension is necessary and i will drive a shiv straight through that floppy haired scuzcrack’s heart my own damn self

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[shadyrican]

Bae: I want you to cum on me ;) 

Me:

[mysharona1987]