INTRODUCTION
Greetings, paupers.
I am Derby Harrington, and I have graciously decided to create this page for Bof. He is, without a shadow of a doubt, the ultimate, elite pet of Harrington House. (Screw Chad’s dog... what was his name again? Chessie? Whatever. A thoroughly common breed, unlike my prize specimen).
Bof’s main duty is to guard the front of the mansion and brutally attack those pathetic, grease-stained Greaseballs. I dare you to try and come near us, Johnny Vincent. I double-dare you. Bof will tear you apart.
Feel free to ask all the questions you want, if your peasant minds can handle his sheer majesty.
FACTS ABOUT MY ELITE GUARD BEAST
His Pedigree & Origin: It all started when the Preppies found this magnificent, unique creature outside Harrington House. Pinky insisted we adopt him, and while he was meant to stay with the other mutts, I recognized his superior aura and allowed him to sleep in my room.
His Lethal Vision: Some fools say his eyes are "too small and miles apart". NONSENSE!!! It’s a wide-angle, tactical hunting vision. He once ruthlessly attacked Chad's dog, Chester, mistaking him for a chicken (a testament to his raw, predatory instincts, even if it required a brief, highly expensive hospital visit).
His Alpha Stature: He doesn't have regular legs; he possesses a compact, low-center-of-gravity aerodynamic shape. Because the jealous, lower-class students at Bullworth keep trying to assault him out of pure envy, I have ordered Gord to act as his personal bodyguard and wheel him around in a custom stroller. Gord occasionally forgets his duties because he lacks my superior intellect, but Bof always handles the peasants anyway.
His High-Fashion Armor: Naturally, he wears only the finest. His custom-tailored vest is pure, authentic Aqua-Dih-Belly.
His Habits: While commoners might look at him and see a "useless lump of fat who just scratches his butt, picks his nose, farts, and burps", I see a warrior conserving his energy for battle.
His Loyalty: He knows who holds the wealth. He is fiercely, undyingly Derbysexual. As he should be.
OOC INTRODUCTION
Hiiii guys!!! It’s me, @klaudia00s . I decided to make this RP acc for my OC, if I can consider him an OC.He is a little creature that looks like Bif, but he's totally different. (He doesn't even know he exists)
It all started when I drew him to make a video (the one where Derby asks Bif how he looks and he just c- Anyway...) and from then on I got attached and called him Bof.
As Derby said, he is his “pet” and you can all ask him something. Derby won’t answer your questions, Bof will.
But please DO NOT:
~be weird
~ask/send NSFW
AND TOTALLY BE:
~nice to Bof bc he is very sensitive 🙏
