Revenge of the Jewfro

he/him • 25 • queer • no minors pls

[casualfruit]

orang3lover —> casualfruit

[polybiiiuus]

watching fight club while transgender makes me a little more understanding toward the obnoxious filmbros who watch it and take away the COMPLETELY wrong idea because Yeah. i DO yearn for the pure and unadulterated testosterone coursing through the air in the lou’s tavern basement and i DO want to look and talk exactly like tyler durden. the masculinity of it all is entrancing no wonder why a bunch of the worst cis guys you know treat it like a manifesto

[narcissistcookbook]

the water fountain in the 24h gym displays light-hearted little messages when you use it. "use me to stay refreshed!", "impress yourself!", that kind of thing

tonight, at 3am, while I was completely alone in the gym, it gave me a message i haven't seen before

"dare you to turn around and smile at the person behind you :)"

[narcissistcookbook]

[pangur-and-grim]

I swear to GOD I’m not vagueing my situation, but I made a post recently about books I was planning to read this year, and I find it very….. interesting that multiple people came into my inbox afterward to tell me that all the queer authors in the bunch had sinned. like maybe they had, I dunno. it wouldn’t stop me reading (I love Interview with the Vampire, I have Thoughts about Anne Rice, etc). but it is interesting that none of the non-queer authors merited this whisper campaign, despite some of them honestly deserving it. not saying anything outright here, just making an observation. listening and learning. you know

[pangur-and-grim]

[mikufanclub]

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

[grow-your-antlers]

the day the broader queer community stops viewing man and woman as binary terms is the day i will feel truly happy

[janmisali]

legalize copyright infringement

[janmisali]

to be clear this is a fully sincere political belief that I have. I am pro copyright infringement and in fact anti "asking for permission to make derivative art"

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you get a breath weapon like a dragon, and the options go from fire to things like gravel or bees

you have this breath weapon! (also you're a dragon)

are you happy with it?

yes!!!!!

a little

it's okay I guess

no.

NO.

result/other

Remaining time: 5 days 4 hours

[hangsawoman]

shirley jackson casually asking the pharmacist how much arsenic would be necessary to kill a family

from on fans and fanmail, a lecture by shirley jackson

[lotad]

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

[therealhamster]

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

[lotad]

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

[nintendads-deactivated20140116]

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[pancakeke]

*bashes it with another master lock*

[ellynneversweet]

1,372 votes and 251 comments so far on Reddit

Go cheer yourselves up, ladies. The comments are absolutely inspired.

[ruimtetijd]

[evilsoup]

Jesus Christ

[initiala]

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

[initiala]

This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.

[lesslaivyy]

[vitchuatlocalhost-deactivated20]

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[poobletoods]

i am no longer fucking asking

[poobletoods]

for all your no longer fucking asking needs

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships