Serpents Tongue

Beware of the charm. Harrison Xavier Bagman, currently seventeen constantly too fucked up to know what's going on. He's only necessary evil.

[augerey]

[harmony-bagman-blog]

That doesn’t matter. There were people who loved them just as much as you love me, or as much as I love you.

[harrisonbagman-blog]

So? You're here and I'm here and we're okay. 

[lilylunapottter-deactivated2012]

I’ll pay someone else to do it.

[harrisonbagman-blog]

I'll cut your fucking neck open. 

[harmony-bagman-blog]

It’s not me that I’m concerned about. They’re not numbers, Harrison, they’re people. Fine, worry all you want about me, it’s not helping.

[harrisonbagman-blog]

No, Harmony, they are numbers. Did you know them? Did I? No. 

[harmony-bagman-blog]

Unfortunately you can’t control that, Harrison. People have died, people are going to die. bad things will happen. I love you too, but you honestly don’t have to worry.

[harrisonbagman-blog]

I wont let you die, you wont be in that number. I promise. God dammit woman, it doesn't matter. I'm worrying. 

[lilylunapottter-deactivated2012]

I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE BALLS I SWEAR I’LL DO IT.

[harrisonbagman-blog]

oh hell no you wont be touchin my balls. not now. NOT EVER. 

[lilylunapottter-deactivated2012]

WE LITERALLY JUST HAD A WHOLE CONVERSATION ABOUT YOU BEING RUDE. OH MY GOD. SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY.

[harrisonbagman-blog]

NOPE I THINK I WOULD OF REMEMBERED THAT. 

[lilylunapottter-deactivated2012]

NEVER

[harrisonbagman-blog]

get bent. OH MY FUCKING GOD LILY. you're ugly. 

[harmony-bagman-blog]

I’m just worried about the War and everything that’s going on, is all. I’m not telling you not to, I’m asking you not to.

[harrisonbagman-blog]

The war? It's not like anything bad is going to happen, I wont let that happen. Harmony, I love you, you're all I have, of course I'm going to worry with or without you asking otherwise. 

[lilylunapottter-deactivated2012]

Ooh, reduced to slut shaming, are we? Tsk, tsk.

[harrisonbagman-blog]

I wont slut shame you, when you stop being a slutty ginger. 

[lilylunapottter-deactivated2012]

Hey hey hey. Hey.

[harrisonbagman-blog]

You just admitted to being a hoe. I win. 

[harmony-bagman-blog]

Haven’t slept very well, no big deal. Don’t worry.

[harrisonbagman-blog]

Babe, talk to me. Why aren't you sleeping again? Don't fucking tell me not to worry. 

[lilylunapottter-deactivated2012]

OKAY, HOW ‘BOUT BECAUSE I’M TINY AND I LOVE YOU?

[harrisonbagman-blog]

Oh yeah, really love me. 

[harmony-bagman-blog]

Nah, just tired, sorry.

[harrisonbagman-blog]

Why are you tired love? 

[lilylunapottter-deactivated2012]

BECAUSE I’M TINY AND ADORABLE THAT’S WHY OBVIOUSLY., HARRISON.

[harrisonbagman-blog]

TINY YES, ADORABLE FUCK NO. 

[lilylunapottter-deactivated2012]

Why me?

[harrisonbagman-blog]

WHY THE FUCK NOT YOU LILY. 

[harmony-bagman-blog]

I could try asking without it, but it would just be rudundant. I’m fine.

[harrisonbagman-blog]

Are you mad at me? It feels like you're mad at me.