Reasons why Harry Potter isn't in Ravenclaw

Submit your examples from the books as to why Harry is not a Ravenclaw

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In goblet of fire Harry gets his leg stuck in a step and COULDN'T REACH THE MAP TO WIPE IT BLANK

hmm maybe you should use that nice little summoning charm you spent all that time learning???

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Yet another reasson Harry is not a ravenclaw: A snake thanks him when he frees it from its cage, and then a year later he tells a snake to stop attacking a student and it listens. He is later completely shocked to learn that he can speak parseltongue, instead having believed that the snakes spoke and unnderstood English.

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He could have Aguamenti'd straight down Dumbledore's throat in HBP, but made the decision to fill the shell/goblet with dead people juice.

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The reason Harry Potter isn’t in Ravenclaw is because he went into the Chamber of Secrets with a broken wand and an incompetent teacher, instead of a crate full of roosters.

[iguadraws]

The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.

[tonkswyrda]

HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince's potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?

[lliese-blog]

#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why

#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY

#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw

LOVE THIS

It got better.

[captemmaweasley]

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The hat said it wasn’t a bad mind… he never said it was good.

[vicrathis]

Wherein I present to you my favourite Harry Potter posts of all time.

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Here you go some tumblr/internet AUs

I know you’re on your blog in this café, so I’ve been sending you Anons because I think we’re mutuals AU

You recognised me from my niche YouTube channel and yelled my username at me in excitement AU

I know you have a trash-blog and you know I have a trash-blog but we aren’t going to address the elephant in the room AU

I’ve been screaming at “coppy” & it’s three in the afternoon and you’re coming over to yell at me AU

You’re using the university computers to blog but you’re using internet explorer and I want to help AU

You just said a meme in public and I really want to fight you AU

[dolefulpeach]

[padfootandprongsftw-deactivated]

Texting AU inspired by Text Talk by grumpy-moony 

iM IN LOVE EVERYONE READ THIS RN

[oscarwildechilde]

call me morbid, call me pale: a mix for a 16 year old werewolf

the ghosts of beverly drive death cab for cutie | one fast move or i’m gone jay farrar and benjamin gibbered | two headed boy neutral milk hotel | the boy with the arab strap belle and sebastian | smells like teen spirit (cover) patti smith | demons the national | half a person the smiths | cough syrup young the giant | fangs little red lungs | wake up arcade fire

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[michaelsliceofpizza]

This! This literally kills me, unshaved, dark haired,coat Michael, We need this back like NOW!

[standingcowrrdly]

oh sure harry could catch the snitch in his first year but not one of the fuckin 5000 letters in the air

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[clairecelaena]

#Harry and Voldemort are both dumbasses#Voldemort could have just fucking killed Harry when he was a baby by suffocating him with a fucking pillow#Snape could have just shot Voldemort in the head with a gun#IDK MAN#ONCE WE START QUESTIONING THINGS LIKE THIS WHERE DOES IT END

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Harry is not a Ravenclaw because he didn't think that maybe Slytherin's heir could be, like, a snake...

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Reasons Why Harry Is Not A Ravenclaw: #2

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Seamus: "Eye of rabbit, harp-string hum, turn this water into rum". Harry: "What do you think Seamus is trying to do to that water?" This is why Harry isn't a Ravenclaw.

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Reason's why Harry is not a Ravenclaw- BLOG

Hello friends! As we all know, Harry Potter is not a Ravenclaw. Now there are many reasons as to why the sorting hat didn't even consider Ravenclaw, so please, if you have any literary (Or film) examples- the suggestion box is now OPEN. Please reblog this post so others can see!