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Jules of Nature
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Cosimo Galluzzi
Keni
Three Goblin Art
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Not today Justin
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
sheepfilms
will byers stan first human second
if i look back, i am lost
styofa doing anything
#extradirty
Love Begins
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@harry-le-spoon
Dissociation is so weird because half the time iāll dissociate as a coping mechanism to deal with some kind of stressful event, and the other half of the time iāll just be chillin eating some pancakes and my brain will be like āu arenāt real and neither are these pancakesā and Iām just like āokā
She did. Once.
Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny
Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt
Ā Donāt Stop BelievingĀ
Bohemian RhapsodyĀ
Living On A PrayerĀ
Come On EileenĀ
Sweet CarolineĀ
Shot Through the HeartĀ
Pour Some Sugar on MeĀ
Sweet Home AlabamaĀ
Under PressureĀ
Shook Me All Night LongĀ
Ice Ice BabyĀ
Cotton Eyed Joe
500 Miles
WonderwallĀ
Buddy HollyĀ
A Thousand MilesĀ
Teenage DirtbagĀ
Red Solo CupĀ
Mr BrightsideĀ
Never Gonna Give You UpĀ
Eye of the TigerĀ
Chicken FriedĀ
American PieĀ
I Love Rock and RollĀ
Dancing QueenĀ
Donāt You Want Me
We Will Rock YouĀ
The Time WarpĀ
Hey JudeĀ
Piano Man
This Is How We Do It
Drops of JupiterĀ
Hey Soul Sister
In The EndĀ
All The Small ThingsĀ
Stacyās MomĀ
KryptoniteĀ
All StarĀ
You Found Me
Bad DayĀ
Bring Me To LifeĀ
Dance, Dance
Sugar Weāre Going DownĀ
I Write Sins Not TragediesĀ
All The Small ThingsĀ
Ocean AvenueĀ
Dirty Little SecretĀ
MargaritavilleĀ
Sk8er Boi
Brown Eyed GirlĀ
Life Is A HighwayĀ
Some NightsĀ
Little Lion ManĀ
Breakeven
Hey There DelilahĀ
Viva La Vida
Use SomebodyĀ
Carry On My Wayward SonĀ
Take On Me
1985Ā
IrisĀ
Iām AwesomeĀ
Seven Nation ArmyĀ
SeptemberĀ
Since U Been Gone
Skinny LoveĀ
Everybody (Backstreetās Back)
Bye Bye ByeĀ
Say It Aināt SoĀ
Somewhere Only We KnowĀ
Iām YoursĀ
Last ResortĀ
My GirlĀ
Tiny DancerĀ
Roxanne
ShoutĀ
Iām a BelieverĀ
Soul Man
Feel Good IncĀ
Check Yes Juliet
Walking On SunshineĀ
MMM Bop
Pumped up KicksĀ
Hooked On A FeelingĀ
Itās A Beautiful Day
Summer GirlsĀ
Before He CheatsĀ
Happy Together
You Make My Dreams Come True
Build Me Up Buttercup
Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
DONTTRUSTME
Shake It (Metro Station)
Juke Box Hero
Girls Just Want To Have Fun
The best part is of all of those songs I know, theyāre all true to this statement
my name backwards spells ādisappointment and skin problemsā
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldnāt put your full name on the internet, itās not safe.
Iām done
Smelborp for president
Smelborp is my idol
Yes, itās christmas. Do I still want to die?...
Yeah
Two litres of beer to get through the night
honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what weāre doing now ok
me, all the time: i could just die and not have to do this
Ayooo
When my momās out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.Ā
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me āiāll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girlā and gave me a look as if to say āchat her upā.Ā
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over āto watch a movieā and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
all stories in here are worth reblogging. these are all amazing
This is the kind of parent I am gonna be :D
āHiding behind a pair of knickers watching-ā š.
love all of your moms
