[breakbeatbun]

you can dig a little hole and plant me in the dirt

[punkcherries]

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[segamascott]

[justsomeguycore]

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

[justsomeguycore]

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[dilfhamlet]

[dilfhamlet]

the literal only funny tags on this entire post

[escuerzoresucitado]

[door]

my aunt made all the reservations for this vacation so i was fully unprepared to walk into our current rental and discover doors everywhere. it was like that kath & kim bit except instead of gayness it was doors. the coffee table is a door. the bed headboards are doors. the doors? extremely elaborate carved wooden doors

[door]

now that i’m home for your enjoyment here are the doors

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[door]

obviously it is i made it

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

there is no way i just got a genuine Basement Prisoner offer

[threedollarsdotcom]

letd go eat parts of that guys car

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[kuromi-hoemie]

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

[dogpuppy]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[perfectanimal]

?

[grox]

[kaijuno]

when my werewolf boyfriend, when he- when he- werewolf pulls- when my, whe