is there a particular corner of the internet where people are making SamBucky that meets all of my standards.
Everyone agrees that the SamBucky dynamic is this Skinner box of teasing and affection. Pull the lever and you might get Sam clowning Bucky, but pull it again and you might get Bucky listening to Sam talk about how much he loves Louisiana. Sam’ll go on and on about the Jacob’s ladders that filter in through the trees every morning over down by that swamp up the road. Like their dynamic is FUNNY but then, oh no, sentiment. This has been my brand since 2013.
I actually want my fluff interspersed with talks about race and cultural differences and Bucky being like “oh that’s a privilege” and “i’m listening and learning.” White boyfriend shit. Like fluff + humor + race talks THANKS. Is ANYONE WRITING THIS?? HMMM???
I really need post-nightmare cuddling. (Spongebob voice.) Bucky being a vulnerable mess with a big metal arm.
Sam: I know you had a bad dream
Bucky: :(
Sam: And I appreciate this affection
Bucky: thx
Sam: But you are crushing my ribcage.
Bucky: whoops lol
idk they fucking talk about good seafood, how weird technology is, books and dork stuff—but like in between surveillance and while stitching each other up after fights. Bucky realizes when Sam isn’t preoccupied with being the most responsible person in the room, he only wants to tease the people he loves and talk about fishing. Dude can fly—only wants to tell Bucky about his catches.
Sam: You want to go to the animal shelter?
Bucky: Help me choose a cat.
Sam: hell yes saddle up let’s fucking go
Sam thinks a lot about being Captain America. He knows people need him. So many people need to see him in this position.
Sam: A black Captain America. A queer Captain America. A Captain America who’s dating Bucky Barnes. After Steve? Shoot. Someone’s gonna have a heart attack.
Bucky: (shotguns a beer) good less people to worry about
Dear God, put Bucky and Sam back in Wakanda. Just because Bucky would have the slightest leg up and would get to give Sam grief about not knowing regular Wakandan things.
Sam: (can’t figure out Kimoyo beads)
Bucky: (sigh) Sorry about my partner, Sam. He hasn’t spent much time here.
Sam: Dude, are you Africa-splaining me?
Bucky: Wakanda-splaining. Big difference.
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