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galahad it in the ass (nsfw kingsman blog)

[turibulum]

Kingsman: the Good Old Bad Old days:

…in which Merlin is struggling with old-school computers while Harry messes up (a lot). And probably smokes and wears t-shirts solely to annoy Arthur, because Harry has no patience for snobs.

[eggsynoteggy]

HOT DAMN

[fuckmeharryhart]

HARRY GOING ON A HONEY POT MISSION AND PURPOSELY FLIRTING WITH ANY AND EVERY MAN. WHEN HE GETS HOME, EGGSY ROUGHLY FUCKS HIM IN HIS OWN DAMN OFFICE

Harry’s just sat down and had his first sip of a strong whiskey when eggsy enters the room. He swallows and says, “Let me guess, you’re here to punish me for being naughty?” He dryly says, setting the glass down.

Eggsy only smirks, a dark look coming over his eyes as he makes his way next to Harry, slowly and threateningly. 

His hand runs along Harry’s forearm and up to his shoulder where it then plants itself on the man with a iron grip.

“No, this aint that kinda movie bruv,” Eggsy grabs Harry’s collar and pulls him up before shoving him against the desk, Harry gasping as his liquor falls off the table in a loud crash. The room his silent but both men can hear their hearts pounding as blood rushes down, “More like I’m gonna show you who you belong to. I’m going to let everyone know that you’re mine, Harry.” Eggsy growls, his knee slipping between the man’s legs.

Harry can only bite his lip and stop himself short of moaning like a whore. 

“Take me, Eggsy, I’m all yours, only yours.”

[fuckmeharryhart]

So basically I’ve asked a lot of people for this and they either don’t write bottom!Harry or smut (totally understandable bbs thank you for helping me out anyways like u da best!) And so I’m asking everyone to team up and someone write this for me maybe, possibly?? 

[textsfromthetailors]

Submitted by Anonymous

[harryhartisasluttybottom]

*SLAMS FIST ON DESK* BRILLIANT

[harryhartisasluttybottom]

IMPORTANT QUESTION, PRESIDENT OF THE SLUTTY BOTTOM HARRY HART DEPARTMENT: YOUR FEELINGS ON EGGSY/MERLIN/HARRY

WELL I LOVE HARTWIN

AND I LOVE (INSERT WHATEVER SHIP NAME HAS BEEN DECIDED FOR HARRY/MERLIN)

AND HARRY TAKING MULTIPLE DICKS

AND THIS DELIRIOUSLY GLORIOUS PERFECTION IN THE FORM OF FANFIC

SO I HAVE TO SAY MY FEELINGS ARE VERY POSITIVE

[harryhartisasluttybottom]

Your url is so so so important ..

sometimes i ask myself if the ‘slutty’ adjective is a bit much 

but then i think back and

nah

[harryhartisasluttybottom]

bless you for this blog. you are doing god's work

you know i haven’t been on tumblr for a while because i’ve been very sick and laying there, near death, i reflected on my many non existent accomplishments when lo and behold god himself came down to me and told me that i must live, for i still have much work to do

[sushicorps]

Ugh I feel you. I also need 150 sub!Harry fics.

Yes yesyesyesyEYSEYESYESYESSSSSSSSSSssI mean, I totally get why everyone’s constantly putting the Eggsy one in compromising positions because he does have such wonderful expressions and those features, yum, I mean it’s just simply breath-taking to see his face twisted up in the midst of pleasure trying to contain himself and his heaving breaths as Harry trails down his bare side with gloved fingers and the sensation of leather on his heated skin and the constriction of the silken tie around his neck and the feeling of it over his eyes, heightening his senses and the sensation of fire and pleasure and Harry’s look of approval and small nods as Eggsy strains against his binds and tries so hard not to make noise even though his lips are cherry red and right flushed from biting down on them  OK I GET IT BUT:Eggsy who knows just where to touch Harry and all the right places to do all the right things to make Harry Hart, usually ever the collected gentleman, come undone and he’s cheeky, teasing, but he’s incredibly gentle and attentive and practically worships his body like imagine Harry making small heated gasps as Eggsy slowly works him open all the while pressing reverent kisses into his shoulder, his other hand stroking circles around the side of Harry’s hips. Then later when they’re lying there, wrapped in each other’s arms, the sheets still a bit sticky between them but they’re too involved in each other’s eyes in the dim light to bother about it. Harry’s cupping the side of Eggsy’s jaw and just staring up at that pair of beautiful green hazel eyes and on his part, Eggsy is slowly, gently stroking through Harry’s hair slowly, soothingly, fingers lingering a bit by the scar on the side of his temple and both of them wondering how they got so lucky and Harry opens his mouth a little, makes a small noise to begin voicing his thoughts but the words crumble away in his mouth because even at his slightest of movements, Eggsy, who is ever so attentive, immediately jerks his head up to look to Harry with a small, soft “Hmm?” and his eyes - oh his eyes -  the depth of love and affection in his eyes makes his breath still and heart melt. YESSSSS GIVE ME MORE BOTTOM HARRY GIVE ME CRAZILY LOVINGLY ATTENTIVE TOP EGGSY LIKE JUST GIVE ME HARTWIN IN ANY WAY TBH but more bottom harry yes please I’ll take 150 of it.

[tgoamt]

[itsabulldoginnit]

How-Old Hartwin Version

[harryhartisasluttybottom]

'Youre never too old to get a good fuckin, bruv' - Eggsy to Harry at the beginning of their relationship probably

[qyoung4]

[rageprufrock]

I wish you would write a fic where Eggsy realizes Harry used to be the sluttiest most seductive bottom imaginable, and Harry explains that as he got older, all his partners sort of assumed and expected him to always be in control (because he seems like such a respectable daddy type), but sometimes he misses the attention. And so Eggsy tries so hard to oblige-- and repeatedly loses his shit because even out of practice, Harry's ridiculously good at being a seductive sex kitten.

Oh, man, anon, I hope you find this story and that it makes you mega happy. 

[harryhartisasluttybottom]

Where does that picture of Colin Firth in all white come from?

GOD

[harryhartisasluttybottom]

your blog is A+, god bless your url

[steampunkepsilon]

bottom harry hart that is all

[harryhartisasluttybottom]

[scaletcube-blog-blog-blog]

Dakimakura pose~

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