mel

anakin's lover♡

[drunkmalvie]

[drunkmalvie]

so random but seeing evie be so against staying in the isle in d2 made me think about what specific traumas they have. like what happened in there??

mal probably has trouble being emotionally vulnerable because maleficent was basically kicking her around for act 1 of the first movie. i'm sorry but out of all the villains portrayed maleficent seems the most brutal so mal's constantly trying to meet her expectations and be a good daughter at the same time

and evil queen might seem like the most decent parent out of the batch but her putting evie down to make herself feel better and pointing out physical "flaws" she has? evie fixing her hair when she was talking to her mom from auradon? at one point she definitely gave evie an eating disorder 😕

[dentistas-en-mis-noches-deactiv]

[magedoesstuff]

listen, i love harry as much as the next girl right? but i am done pretending that ben wasn't an absolute catch, like look at this cutie

i get audrey cause if this was my boyfriend and the daughter of the woman who tried to kill my mother stole him from me by giving him a love potion i'd be bitter and angry too. anyway, this is my official coming out as a ben girlie.

[dizzydizney]

I was going to put Maddox on here but I truly feel like he never gets found out for his crimes

[jittery-wisp]

[craznya]

👁️👏👏👏

[sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

god, i have my father’s eyes

but my mother’s when I cry

i can run

but i can’t hide

from my family line

[queercomposer]

One thing I truly love about Mabel is that she is completely genuine and sincere weird little girl representation. She has a morbid sense of humour. She grew up with a horrifying plush bear called Bear-O and literally everybody hated him. Her prized possession is a pig whom she won at a carnival, claiming to be a witch while doing so. Her initial design for a wax figure was a fairy princess horse fairy princess. She punched a unicorn. She draws portraits of her friends on cats and sells them for a profit. Her dream boyfriend is a Bill and Ted clone who has a masters in law. She's scared of stop motion. Her uncle didn't like colours so she hatched a plan with her friends to blind him. When her uncle offered her a free gift from his shop, she took a grappling hook without even considering any other option. One time she said the sentence "it's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids." No one is doing it like her

[the-forbidden-forest]

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[laz-kay]

It’s her fr 🐷💫🍫

[ahkylous]

So her

[siriusorionblackiii-deactivated]

*sirius and james having a discussion in the afterlife*

james: he named his kid albus severus, ALBUS FUCKING SEVERUS!!

sirius: you’re kidding.

james: i’m dead serious.

sirius: no…i’m dead sirius, you’re dead james.

[study-of-the-moon]

remus is to lily as mary is to sirius as james is to marlene as peter is to alice

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I met Paul McCartney and asked for his autograph. He wrote on my piece of paper the full date, exact time, and then just: 'Hi.' I did not get his autograph.

[incorrectly-mischievous]

Harry: damn why does Voldemort hate me so much

Ron: maybe he’s homophobic

Harry: …but I’m not gay

Ron: you’re not?

[incorrect-marauders]

James: Hey, Padfoot? Can I get some dating advice? Sirius: Just because I’m with Moony doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Bye, Father! I’m going on my date with Harry now!

Lucius: Just a minute! Which font do you like better, Draco? The left or the right one? Personally, I adore the left one, it really shows the elegance in yours and Potter’s names. However, your mother prefers the right one.

Draco: …is that a wedding invitation?

Lucius: Yes! We should be prepared!

Draco: Father, it’s our first date, Harry’s not going to propose to me!

Lucius: Not going to propose? Then why the hell have I been listening to you talk about Potter on and on for the last 15 years?