we are very short on time.

i don't give a FUCK about those fairy tale fanfic children's movies (lie). mevie outdid and also i do what i want

[drunkmalvie]

this might be the biggest contribution ive made to modern society

[drunkmalvie]

hi

[drunkmalvie]

hi again the new tumblr interface is confusinf

[drunkmalvie]

hi

[dogpuppy]

[drunkmalvie]

from dove's instagram :( apparently, this is the first pic of all four of them together.

[izel-scribbles]

first rule of being a rare pair shipper is find a freak or three who can be convinced to enjoy the rare pair as much as you do. second rule is feed each other's insanity

[drunkmalvie]

coming back from the dead because descendants turns 10 this month

[themoonandtheprincess]

Out of the Core Four, who would look into an (imaginary) camera like Jim in The Office?

Mal

Jay

Evie

Carlos

Voting ended onMay 17, 2025

[drunkmalvie]

there is no other answer but mal

[lying-on-floors]

Evie Descendants, you would adore your femme4femme relationship 😍😍

[gumy-shark]

i will defend that fictional teenage girl with my life. i literally don’t even care what she did. you would’ve done it too if you were her she’s probably handling things better than you would in her shoes

[drunkmalvie]

me too girl

[cleverqueencommander]

Pls say sike

Crdt to descendantstrr on twitter

[drunkmalvie]

i cant stop laughing the og core 4 are the reason descendants is famous the way it is and why people still watched rise of red despite them being gone. now theyre erasing them because theyre milking the franchise until it's stale, and now it is 😭

[m4r-s]

descendants as tweets/textposts pt. 3

[drunkmalvie]

getting into jayvie recently

[drunkmalvie]

can we all be honest now

[drunkmalvie]

nothing about this needed a maturity label i'm crying, like.....i guess??

[drunkmalvie]

HI IT'S COCKYLITTLEMAL I AM NOW DRUNKMALVIE

thanks <3