One Of The Nerdettes

Slytherin // Marauders era & Harry Potter

[greylunar]

I made a quiz, its 36 questions, and y’all, I play-tested this, I got feedback, I hyper-analyzed, its good. I wasn’t like, I was gonna just let hogwarts houses die but apparently y’all be like,,, not knowing what a slytherin or hufflepuff is no shade and if all these quizzes are gonna ask you this question anyways: this is it. Idiot tested. Idiot approved

take it here! or copy paste if you need to https://uquiz.com/oz0xOu

[bunjywunjy]

I thought this was going to be another funney haha wizard quiz from those books you grew up reading but it reached into my torso and ripped out my spine

[crying-over-gay-dramas]

holy shit this fucking works. This is 100% the best test I have ever seen (and I’ve taken a lot of these) Amazing op. Amazing.

[characterlimit]

fucking HELL

[fanonical]

this quiz made me cry

[themortalinstrumentss]

Trigger warning: Suicide

Ok guys, I know you’ve all seen like a million of these tumblr posts but

Please

Please

Please

Like and reblog this post as much as possible.

My friend is contemplating suicide and we’ve agreed that for every note this gets, she lives another day.

So please, please like, reblog and comment on this post

I don’t know what I’d do without her

[r-dankmemes]

thought this’d do better here than on my personal.

[velvet--kisses-deactivated20221]

another couple notes

[officialtonystarkprotectionsqua]

PLEASE!

[incorrect-omens]

lots of people are following me, so.

[pl4tform9and3quart3rs]

Regulus: I was raised as an only child.

Regulus: It really pissed off my brother.

[fanonical]

in the gryffindor dorm they play a game called ‘neville have i eville’, where they try and guess the weirdest things that have happened to neville

[wingedcorgi]

a man of his word.

[fanonical]

it’s officially the month of halloween so this is your yearly reminder that nothing in the harry potter franchise can be as iconic as greenscreen tim curry wizard from the worst witch movie

[incorrectmarauders]

“Maybe for once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding ‘You’re making a scene’.”

— James Potter, probably

[fanonical]

james potter was apparently rich enough to support at least four people (himself, lily, sirius, and remus) in his early 20s like shit i guess i’m gonna marry a posh wizard

[fanonical]

remus: what's all this? puking pastilles? nosebleed nougat?

sirius: we didn't have all these fancy ways to get out of class!

remus: in our day if you wanted to fake a nosebleed you just got james to punch you in the face a lot

[goodboylupin]

The reason Harry never truly grasps the depth of Ron’s insecurity about being least loved until witnessing the destruction of the horcrux is because Ron has been Harry’s most loved since the day they met.

[angel-of-arkham]

saw a shitpost by @accio-shitpost and it made me laugh out loud, not just deeply exhale through my nose. i had to draw harry, i loved the mental image of harry angrily and incredulously gesturing to a cross.

[digenovanicolo]

Harry Potter au where Neville’s the chosen one and Dean and Seamus are his sidekicks who fall in love

[artepotter]

If Harry Potter had Riordanverse-like chapter titles

“A DADA teacher tries to kill me - a sequel”

“Put this horcrux back where it came from or so help me”

“Fifth year: I still have no idea what’s going on”

“I don’t have bones and I am not surprised”

“Hermione solves everything, even faster than Annabeth Chase (though I have no idea who that is)”

“I have to catch a flying golden shit”

“I’m dead, but not really”

“An ancient cup tries to tell me what to do”

“To all the boys I’ve ever killed before - Tom Riddle’s diary”

“Wingardium Levifuckyou”

[fanonical]

ginny: so like we have magic that means we don't have to breathe right

ginny: and also flying magic

ginny: what exactly is stopping me from flying up to the moon and declaring myself queen

[artdecielle]

two dementors having their government mandated smoke break or whatever, asking the real questions.

[hollowboobtheory]

fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing

[hollowboobtheory]

witches

herbs and gardening

cook a lot

wear lots of black

cats

magical brews

probably the village midwife

cottage in the woods

vine whips and healing spells

bigass hat but it’s all slouchy and cute

wizards

wear blankets, if you’re lucky

lab in a tower

grad student vibes

will definitely accidentally kill you

fireballs

high in some kind of magical drug

hat that scrapes the ceiling 

cannot keep a familiar alive for more than a week

[discofriend]

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

Finally a Fred and George AU that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire.

[lytefoot]

AU where Fred and George are in different houses and they get their hands on house ties from the other two houses as well. By the end of their first year nobody knows which house either of them is in and just take points off a random house whenever they see a redhead getting up to something.

The confusion runs so deep by the time Ron starts that Snape once takes points off Slytherin for Ron fighting with Malfoy.

[chippish]

There’s a few months in Fred and George’s second year when they successfully convince most of the school that they’re actually quadruplets, one in each house.

[roseverdict]

“George! Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie?”

“What? No, I’m Edward. Y'know, Slytherin’s resident Weasley?”

“Wh…huh???”

“Next you’ll be telling me you don’t know Hubert!”

“?????”