Incorrect Marauders Quotes

i mean...can you prove it didn't happen?

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James: Everything’s going to be fine! It’s just a crush--

Lily: Hey, James!

James: I love you.

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Remus: I have an empty notebook and no idea what to put in it. Any suggestions?

James: Put spaghetti in it.

Remus: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except you.

Sirius: Put spaghetti in it.

Remus: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for--

Peter: Put spaghetti in it.

Remus: I am currentl--

James: Put spaghetti in it.

Remus: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Sirius: I swing both ways.

Sirius: Violently. With a stick. Come get some, motherfuckers.

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Remus totally called James JP. Fight me on it

this is cursed but i AGREE ?? 

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hey! just a reminder that your queue ran out again :DD

OMG THANK U FOR TELLING ME I NEED TO ADD SOME QUOTES TO THE QUEUE ASAPPP

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Hello there!! I wanted to ask except of Jily (I think that everyone agrees with it) what is your fav Marauders era ship?

for the marauders era, i def love wolfstar the most ;) (after jily ofc LOL)

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Your quotes are amazing. I look like an idiot more than usual when I start laughing. You.Make.My.Day.EVERY.FUCKING.DAY. Thank you

THIS IS SO SWEET OMG TT.TT i’m so happy to hear that!!! thank you for enjoying the content!! :D

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Just wanted to pop in to tell you I've been cackling like a madman reading these! Love your blog!

thank you so much!! i’m glad you’re enjoying it! :D

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Remus: Is there a spirit in this house?

Ouija Board: Yes.

Remus: Good, the rent is 750 every month and is due every 1st.

Ouija Board: W-T-F?

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James: I need you to swear--

Sirius: Fuck.

James: I meant like, promise...

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James: You know, Snivellus, I like you much better with my glasses off!

Severus: You put your glasses back on and face the facts!

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Sirius: So, how is the greatest wizard in the world doing?

Professor McGonagall: I don't know, how are you Mr. Black?

Sirius:

Sirius, voice cracking: I'm f i n e.

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Severus: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Sirius: Bold of you to assume I was held.

Severus:

Remus:

Peter:

James: Padfoot...

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Professor McGonagall: I'm not mad, I just want to know why you two would need a fake ID.

Remus: *incoherent mumbling*

Professor McGonagall: Pardon?

James: ...You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies.

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So, I have a sirius issue and I think that you my deer friend is a-were. Rats! How can I say this? Ok, I love you and I think you doe too.

aw that’s so cute!! haha ily ;)

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hey, i hate to be a bother but are you still posting or are your posts just not showing up for me?

OMG SORRY I JUST REALIZED MY QUEUE RAN OUT A WHILE AGO LMAOOO i’ll try to fill it up asap !! sorry about that

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Sirius, holding a large box: What would you say if I came back to the dorms one day with 6 kittens?

Professor McGonagall: What's in the box?

Sirius:

Professor McGonagall: Mister Black, what's in the box?

Sirius: I think you know.

Professor McGonagall:

Professor McGonagall, sighing: Let them in.