50 Things I’m Convinced Harry Styles Does as a New Dad: A List
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1. Makes sure to count all ten fingers and all ten toes on your baby, first thing.
2. Says, “Always say new babies look li’ potatoes, but our lil’ one looks like a dream.”
3. Calls Anne to tell her the news at 4am, greeting her with, “Hi, Grandmum! Gonna come meet your new grandbaby?!” and although he tries to hide it, he can’t help tearing up when she begins to cry with delight.
4. Slightly gasps when he realizes his child inherited his dimples, holding the baby close up to his face so you can get a side-by-side comparison.
5. Doesn’t sleep in the hospital when the baby is in the room, wanting to keep an eye on the bassinet at all times.
6. Isn’t be able to stop taking pictures of your new bundle of joy, sending every one of them to you so you can save them in your phone, too.
7. Whispers, “Hiya, love. I’m your dad. Been dyin’ t’ meet ye’,” when your baby looks up at him with full, open eyes for the first time.
8. Looks up at you in delight when your baby makes small cooing sounds for the first time, making sure you heard them, too.
9. Has you scooch over in the hospital bed so he can lie next to you with the baby on your chest, feeling a bit left out when he sees the two of you cuddling without him.
10. Hesitantly requests to he burps the baby after your first feeding, giving a proud grin every time your child hiccups in response to his gentle patting.
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