harry don't fucking touch that

"niall smells amazing but it’s the same smell every time. he has a scent. it’s overwhelming. you know when niall’s in the room. it’s some sort of musk, a cowboy musk. ireland. leather bound books. he smells of guinness." #wonderection (tags) my real blog is miss-zarves

[guccifloralsuits]

I genuinely think if you locked up the members of One Direction together in a studio until they completed an album with almost none of them on speaking terms they could make this century’s Rumors

[lliveonthesunn]

my wife, at 8:17 am in the goddamn morning: we should induce lactation in harry styles and see if all four of his nipples work and then he can feed the rest of one direction like little piglets.

[electroshocktherapist-deactivat]

everytime I’m reminded that men will straight up complain about how pussy smells and there’s a whole industry around women buying products trying to cure it like some kind of disease it Goes in the evidence pile towards heterosexuality being some kind of obligation based death cult wherein each side despises one another truly and deeply . What I wanted to post is I would huff pussy smell out of a paper bag in a back alley like it’s paint fumes but the thought went elsewhere

[harrystylescrustache]

once harry went into a hooters and was disappointed by the total lack of owls. “i thought you said this place was sexy,” he said to niall

[detectivehole]

gay sex will not fix this situation. honestly, it'd probably make it worse. that being said i think we should give it a shot anyway

[sallyhansenpacificblue]

liam is the worst member of one direction but indisputably has the best tweets

[sallyhansenpacificblue]

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Description:

[A tiktok of a youtube video of an online interview with Harry Styles. The caption on screen reads “pls I cant stop laughing at this-“.

Interviewer Man: I see you’re wearing a Keith Haring t-shirt? Is that right?

Harry: (Looking down at his shirt) “That is- that is what it is, yeah”.

He shows the shirt which has two people holding each other’s dicks with the text “safe sex” above in Keith Harings art style.

Harry: It says (quieter) safe sex on it... Really good eye!

Interviewer Woman: (awkwardly) That’s important... good message.

Person recording: (laughing) ]

[thestylesindependent]

“I think I can track back where my love of pearl necklaces came from. Recently, I was thinking about why I was so fascinated with them since I was a child and I think, I think, it’s Lisa Simpson”

— Harry Styles, Kiis FM 31/01

[fyonedirection]

it was too hot | sydney

[flexographarry-deactivated20240]

27th September ‘19

[harryshouse]

“I do a lot of opening the fridge, looking inside and then closing it. But I’m doing a lot of fridge trips, maybe 20.”

[1dlarryluv]

x

[hampsteadharry]

+

[harrystylesdaily]

harry_lambert: BRITS 2020 💛

[hstylesgallery]

Fine Line Photo Booklet. (by wellbefineline)

[orbitingcupidter]

Harry Styles with flowers appreciation pictures. You’re welcome.

[ftdtonvinyl]

si, non