Our Wonderful Imaginations

...and so the Lion fell in love with the Lamb sad part was, the two could never be paired...

[harrystylesfeels278-blog]

*heavy breathing* 

Lilac Niall 

is REAL 

[ohstylesno]

[the-more-u-know]

Parenting, you’re doing it right. 

[theludicrousrival]

I can only hope to be this type of parent.

[tumble-duh]

These parents make my heart melt

[tom-sits-like-a-whore-deactivat]

That last one really got me. That’s such a good idea, and bless his dad for wanting his son to not feel left out. All his friends were probably like “Look at all my candy” and Fletcher was like “LOOK AT ALL MY TOYS HAHA I GOT TOYS”

[blueskinkyplayground-deactivate]

This made me smile and have faith in mankind.  Too many times I have heard people speak negatively about their kids, which kids will pick up on by the way.  It’s refreshing to see parents with great senses of humor and creative ideas for parenting.  Those children are very lucky.  :)  ~Blue~

[harrystylesfeels278-blog]

He's now a pink Power Ranger

[deppslove]

[thebr0ken]

[eloise-t-g]

#shit guys this is actually happening #someone hold me srsly

[halstedvodka]

Cutest. Family. Ever.

[harrystylesfeels278-blog]

harry styles isn't real

[jenniferslawrence]

[miniangel]

[bunney]

lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies 

[percyhoneybee]

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

[gender-euphowrya]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES thanks for the tip karkat

[trashdracuia]

i just did this. and let me tell you, it feels like heaven.

[believeinprongs-blog]

THANK YOU

THIS SHIT IS SO EXPENSIVE AT BEAUTY STORES AND I LOST THE RECIPE TO MAKE IT AND NOW IT’S BACK BLESS

[andiepandiepants]

IKNOWDASSRIGHT

[thegalaxiesedge-deactivated2014]

Louis and Harry most likely had their first kiss when Louis was taller than Harry 

[prnouns-deactivated20151210]

#sO THINK ABOUT IT LIKE LOUIS HAVING TO LEAN DOWN AND KISS HARRY#AND HARRY HAVING HIS HANDS CLASPED AROUND THE BACK OF LOUIS’ NECK PUSHING CLOSER#AND LOUIS’ HANDS ON HARRY’S WAIST#AND EVERYTHING IS SO SLOW AND PASSIONATE #AND SOFT MOANS#GODDAMMIT

[hearingsymphonies]

[iswearwellmakeit]

[tyleroakley]

The month is upon us.

[sweatrer-deactivated20131020]

*pushes boy my age out of the way* move you’re blocking the view of your dad

[steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime]

[bottomcal]

michael clifford is either the world’s nicest asshole, or the world’s meanest sweetheart i can’t figure it out

[notheartbroken]

[clumsyems]

Shit if he’s driving; I’m riding.

[eroticaremix1]

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