devil's advocate

Cecil Hart. Twenty-five. Chain smoker. Whisky drinker. Tattoo Artist. Graphic Design Major. Let me scar you for life.

[campbellhq-blog]

“i’m absolutely stuck,” she scoffed at herself. she was hoping she’d have an idea by now but nothing popped up in that head of hers. “you got any ideas on what the topic of this next podcast should be? literally any topic would be useful.. just throw it out there..”

[hartlesscecil-blog]

Cecil glanced up at the voice, smacking obnoxiously at the gum in his mouth. “Tentacle hentai,” he deadpanned, his expression remaining neutral. “Or midget porn. Bring a midget adult star on your show. Bring two of them, have them pudding wrestle.”

[starspangledcaptainamerica-blog]

Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.

[hartlesscecil-blog]

✉ cecil

Bradley: usually i only let the pope call me that but i'll let it slide

Bradley: i already squirted it with vodka from a water gun earlier it's indestructible it's the vin diesel of iphones

Cecil: didn't i tell you? i'm next in line to be the pope, just waiting for this one to kick the bucket

Cecil: why

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✉ cecil

Bradley: yeah it's bertrungle

Bradley: thanks i'm crying tears of sheer joy as i type this

Cecil: i'm only calling you bertrungle from now on you did this to yourself

Cecil: don't ruin your phone with water damage

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✉ cecil

Bradley: did you just call me b

Bradley: i hope that b's short for bdsm or i'll be severely disturbed

Cecil: does ur name not start with a b

Cecil: sure if that's what floats your boat it stands for bdsm

[knightlyjay-blog1]

“Tell me, how many do you successfully scare off with that? Not that it’s a bad thing. At least that way you get rid of those… more susceptible of regretting in the morning.” Jay gave a light chuckle at the other. “I’m actually surprised you had a conscience at one point.”

[hartlesscecil-blog]

“Scare off with the waver? Not many. If anything it makes them more curious. The girls it does scare off probably couldn’t handle the shit I do in bed, anyway,” he shrugged casually. Cecil wet his lips, fingering at the ring on his thumb. “Maybe I didn’t, maybe I’m a compulsive liar as well as a sociopath.”

[hartlesscecil-blog]

✉ cecil

Bradley: http://www.goats4h.com/birds/uploaded_images/DSC01275-752145.JPG so poised. such a sly squint. ass straight up in the air. she's ready for anything. she'll be a star

Bradley: knew it

Cecil: she looks just like you b

Cecil: look at those nails you could kill a man with those

[hartlesscecil-blog]

✉ cecil

Bradley: i've always fancied myself as more of an armadillo

Bradley: i bet you've pitched a tent over biting into an apple before, haven't you? you sick bastard

Cecil: please explain

Cecil: okay you caught me but it was ONE TIME I SWEAR

[hartlesscecil-blog]

✉️ cecil

Pearl: throw on a golden slip and a tacky tiara and you're basically courtney love

Cecil: i just so happen to have those items i'm golden

[hartlesscecil-blog]

sorry i'm sending this to all three of your characters but i'm not sure which you'd check soonest. were you in stonegate-rp?

ur good darlin’ i wasn’t able to answer this until now but no, i was never in that rp, i don’t think i’ve ever heard of it tbh, sorry :/

[hartlesscecil-blog]

5 girls you're most attracted to on campus?

Uh, I guess Margot, Drew, Pearl, Tessa, and Adelaide.

[hartlesscecil-blog]

✉ cecil

Bradley: nothing... slithers away in the grass at 100mph

Bradley: i met a guy once that got really hard over the sound of biting into apples so nail painting is pale in comparison

Cecil: slither away like the snek u are

Cecil: it's a nice sound, not really worthy of getting hard over, but a nice sound nonetheless

[hartlesscecil-blog]

✉ cecil

Bradley: sadly no

Bradley: you've really put a lot of thought into this i can't believe you're destroying the heavy metal vibe i had built up around you with one conversation

Cecil: the fuck u mean sadly

Cecil: listen maybe i also have a nail painting kink don't kink shame me BRADLEY

[hartlesscecil-blog]

You watch football?

I don’t watch TV, period. But I definitely don’t give a fuck about football, or any kind of sports, honestly.

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✉️ cecil

Pearl: you live the life of an old reclusive rockstar

Cecil: you've summed up my life perfectly, i don't ever want to be compared to anything else ever, this is my shining moment

[hartlesscecil-blog]

✉ cecil

Bradley: max would never shoot down my spongebob kinks like this, cecil

Bradley: at the same time? would you use your feet to do the braiding? i can't believe what an ambidextrous marvel you are

Cecil: do i fuckin look like max?

Cecil: why would i braid your hair with my freshly painted toes? why would i DESTROY all that hard work? no, we can finish our toes and then braid hair.