Welp, this is awkward

[reactionfaces]

[cannibalchicken]

[userparallels]

PRETTY WOMAN (1990) dir. Garry Marshall ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[catchymemes]

[animusbell]

please watch my favorite game changer clip ever

[that1nkyone]

[catchymemes]

[debellatis]

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

[penroseparticle]

Just fyi the sonic subreddit has been having a very... fun past couple days

[saltqueer]

the current icon as of dec 11

[frankencanon]

it's eggman now btw

[zum1udontno]

As of February 15th (and likely a bit earlier), it's Knuckles with the Black History Month flag

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Egg prices have brought me to an all time low of desperation and anguish, is this a sign?

[adamtheredbeard]

[adamtheredbeard]

I can help you out with one, but not the other

[naxodospuntos3]

[transfemininomenon]

when your non-binary friend offers to buy you dinner and the waiter hands you the bill

[campyvillain]

…minnie is what

[psyduckscience]

Source: @_jessavi

[facts-i-just-made-up]

If left uneaten, bacon will regress into a live pig within a few hours.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[godsphoenixisrisen]

Why then do the letters not change to their respective symbols? I love your facts. But i also enjoy logic.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Because it only makes you push the right half of the shift key, the half that makes letters capitals. If you want symbols you have to push the left side or the entire shift key.

Don’t expect logic from a board that orders its letters qwertyuiop instead of abcdefhgij.

[keasbeydays-deactivated20151109]

h comes before g

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Not if h does that thing with her finger.

[timegears-moved-deactivated2025]

collection of the best/worst pmd character icons. you can decide which is which.

[timegears-moved-deactivated2025]

@defendglobe this one? also how would you feel if i fucking killed you

[defendglobe]

yeah that’s the one

[only-tiktoks]

[swan2swan]

Millions of Years of Immutable Evolutionary Law: “Cats shall have litters of many offspring at one time. Some will be weak or stricken with disease--they will perish to allow the stronger siblings to escape, and to satiate other predators in order to reduce competition and encourage the existence of more capable adults.”

Human Beings:

[shitpostinguniverse]

[itsqueenshroom]

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

[wooferdill]

[raideo]

[starshinebeaches]

[natsumischwartz]

[nylarac]

[ragsy]

[glowstickhaloboy]

question was how to get kicked out of hogwarts

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post