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um can we talk about the fact that stephen colbert asked penn badgley 'what do you think it says about our society that people are attracted to this psychopath?' and he replied 'well, it says something about how much we are willing to be patient and forgive someone who inhabits a body that looks something like mine, the colour of my skin, my gender, these sorts of things, these sorts of privileges, and, you know, how much less willing to forgive people who don't fit those boxes'

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i ate an edible and saw cats 2019 and let me tell you i was NOT ready for the main cats name to be my name too and when one of those fuckers onscreen said my name i JUMPED

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cats on a 50 ft tall screen: “VICTORIA!”

me, white-knuckle gripping my bfs forearm: “we have to go right now immediately or i am GOING to die.”

sappharah

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

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Me when I paint my nails.

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Fran Drescher in The Nanny (1993-99). Extremely relevant, not just because of current events, but also because Fran is a survivor of sexual assault

hamotzi

if harry had just worn one of those buttons himself he would have been the coolest kid in school

wynnyfryd

I’ve reblogged this before and I’ll do it every time it’s perfection

beachdeath

emtmercy

ICONIC

sarahviahhday

I was gonna put this in my queue but tbh I think it’s more relevant right now.

cluegrrl

Yeah.

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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir Chris Columbus

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He chucked that off of what was at least a three story building. Motherfucker should be dead.

skyezscience

vibe check

kuragin

this is the most underrated part of rockin’ and rollin’ yoda

bunjywunjy

Luke’s face is what makes this.

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who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

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I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

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meddlsome

Me: I'm 17

Millenials: cool cool no doubt

Me: I was born in 2002

Millenials:

asktheangels

Lately I’ve been getting most of my pep talks from Mister Rogers.

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Great. Now I’m disappointing Mr. Rogers.

maculategiraffe

Mr. Rogers is not disappointed in you. He’s proud of you for listening and thinking about what he said, and he hopes it plants a seed where sometimes maybe you notice yourself making an unhealthy choice and recognize it, because that’s the first step towards growth towards your best and healthiest self, which is a journey and a process, not an ideal state of which you are falling short.

Mr. Rogers loves you for just your being you.