[gonebyebyebyeeee]

im so glad i dont have a tumblr

[rockabillywife]

Things have changed for me

And that’s OK

[nobrashfestivity]

Via amandapourlesintimes

[oneheadtoanother]

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[izzetheking]

i was todays years old when i found out chips is made from the ugliest brown vegtable i have ever seen in my life

[ashenmind]

[santa-ana-winds]

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[innovadesexual]

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

[ambatya]

[destroyed-and-abandoned]

Abandoned tree house mansion in Florida by Drew Perlmutter

[woman-respecter]

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

[indigosfindings]

admonishing teacher: and would you still behave this way if the earth cracked open to reveal an unyielding tract of slavering organs ?

naughty child: i would unveil my terrible opus

moral: the child's opus is too hideous to behold

[punkjabi]