[niknak79]

[nilstravels]

there there

[overcalm]

[onlytwitterpics]

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

[sirchubbybunny]

Keep in mind the first Scooby Doo movie was originally going to be PG13, which has been verified by the actors; specifically by Linda Cardellini (Velma) who said in the original script, Velma and Daphnie would have had a side relationship and Shaggy was going to openly be a stoner.

[ex0skeletal]

Winter Paintings by Andrew Wyeth

I prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape. Something waits beneath it; the whole story doesn’t show. -Andrew Wyeth

[nipahdubs]

“Oh!…It me!”

[valtsv]

like all rich people suck objectively but theres a special place in hell for the ones who subscribe to that uber expensive minimalist bullshit. literally how joyless and peabrained do you have to be to think that blank white and plain chrome hospital-hallway style interior design slaps harder than marbled stone and mahogany chased with extravagant gold leaf detailing and vaulted cielings covered in paintings of cherubs and dieties? if youre not filling your mansion with all the knick-knacks and and trinkets money can buy, or investing in expensive silk ballgowns that you can throw lavish masquerades or run down candelbra-lit hallways along which suits of armor stand silent guard in the dead of the night in then why the fuck even bother having all that money to be honest. if youre rich and you honestly think that a featureless white room with nothing in it but a tv mounted on the wall and a single neutral colored throw pillow on a gray settee like something out of a black mirror nightmare is a better waste of your money than recreating the interior of mr darcy’s derbyshire estate in pride and prejudice (2005) you are weak and will be first in line to the guillotine when the revolution comes.

[octopussiour]

[oparnoshoshoi]

Prison industrial complex must be crushed

[plasticblisss]

[plasticblisss]

french person: * speaks french *

me, crying: how do you do that with your mouth

[whyisntketchupasmoothie]

When Lorde said “I care for myself the way I used to care about you”? That’s one of the most healing things I’ve ever heard like wow that woman really hit me in the heart with that one

[previoustags]

[shygaetano]

hoooo

BITCH

yeayus

[sherlock-is-ace]

John Mulaney needs to make another Netflix special cause I already memorized all of his work

[miniangel]

NSNNSJSNSKSKZKOS

[sailoruranus-archive]

“Pet crows give their owners names. This is identified by a unique sound they make around specific people that they would not otherwise make.“

oh my GOD

[jackhawksmoor]

well shit

[ambular-d]

Clearly, to the crows, we’re the pets.

[bedazzledstrider]

[systlin]

But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY. 

We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests. 

[jungwildeandfree]

all this time, the real whores were the lemons, not the women who stole them 

[femcassidy]

good news everyone. crows no longer need instructions to build tools and have started building them from memory, as well as passing the knowledge onto future generations of crows. oops!

[femcassidy]

better news everyone. crows have learned to construct these tools from unrelated items! they no longer need to follow the original blueprint they were given and are able to improvise using their surroundings.

[spiroandthelacktones]

Superb you funky little corvids

[daywatch]

This is how culture began,

In 10000 years we will have corvids reading on their iseed about how to build a bike